*Will and Nico in the Hades cabin*

Nico: *sneezes like a kitten*

Will: OH MY F☺CKING GAWDS, YOU'RE SICK! CODE RED! CODE RED! WE NEED BANDAGES, ANTIBIOTICS, CREAM, STITCHES, AND SURGERY!!!!!

Nico: . . .

Nico: . . .

Nico: . . .

Nico: . . .

Nico: IT WAS JUST A SNEEZE

Will: *slings Nico over his shoulder and runs to the infirmary*

Nico: *fuming and ready to murder*