(Me and my friend were texting and pretending to be Dan and her Phil because our personalities and looks are somewhat similar and this happened, whatever this is)

Phil: OHMYGOD I accidentally killed my horse

Dan: you don't have a horse(???)

Phil: my Minecraft horse named Acorn

Dan:

Phil: LEAVE ME. LIVE YOUR LIFE. IM HIDING IN THE CLOSET WITH THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT

Dan: how did that--?

Phil: IDK SHE JUST APPEARED

Dan:

Dan: I HAVE IT ALL PLANNED OUT

Dan:

Phil: Dan have you been drinking

Dan: maeybe ,,,