Greetings, fellow Wattpadders and mushrooms. As you can see, I'm back. I just wanted to thank you all for everything. OVER 900 VIEWS?! OH, GODS! And from as far away as Thailand and Italy! I'm so thankful to all of you guys for the votes and absolutely everything! (K I'll stop now)

Me: Oh Hai Percy.

Percy: Do you want me to do the disclaimer again?

Me: no

Percy:?

Me: I have over 900 views!!!

Percy: Oh ok

Me: You don't get it, do you?

Percy: Wat

Me: That means over 900 people have logged onto Wattpad, somehow found my idiotic fanfic, and bothered to read it!!!!!!!!!

Percy: *sarcastically* wow

Me: I KNOW RIGHT?!

(Oh and to answer your question @Se_Bear265, Harry is a jerk. So be quiet.)

Percy P.O.V

Lunch was a blast *insert sarcastic cheering*. Harry and Ron were huddled in a corner, whispering and glaring in our direction. I looked around for the fuzzy-haired girl, but I couldn't see her anywhere. I ignored Harry's glares and continued destroying my blue burger. Annabeth was next to me, and Nico and Will were gods' know where.

Suddenly, there was a gigantic fluttering sound. I instantly had my hand on Riptide. But instead of monsters, an owlnado swirled in through the windows of the great hall. I recognised Annabeth's grey owl, but instead of landing near Annie, it stopped in front of me and dropped something into my lap. I opened the box while the owl helped itself to the remnants of my once-a-burger. (Hi guys. Quick question, do the owls come at breakfast or lunch? I can't remember)

I was taking the box out when Harry came up to me. He was looking nervous. Ron was nowhere in sight. 

'Where's your redhead friend?' I asked him.

'He's..... somewhere.' Was the reply. This guy was pathetic.

'He's not hiding, is he? Of course, there's nothing to be scared of, just me.'

 I leaned over and nudged Annabeth. 'I think I might need you to manipulate the mist for this one. That idiot is practically screaming for a fight. Just make sure nobody notices.' Annabeth looked up from her book and glared at me, but then reluctantly nodded. I turned back to Harry.  

'Give me the box.' he said. I was confused. Why does he want my stuff?

'Why?' I asked. Scarhead was already a jerk, but he was really annoying me now. 

'There's probably something dark or dangerous in there! Hand it over!' he practically shouted in my face. 

'Well, I don't' know what's in here either, so we'll have to see.' I was trying to stay calm, but he was making it just a little bit hard. (SARCASM ALERT)

I tore open the box. The paper parted to reveal a plastic lunchbox, filled to the brim with blue cookies. A note stuck to the lid read:

Hi Percy! I heard you were on a quest again, so I made these for you. Don't get eaten by monsters!  LOVE: MOM :)   (Doesn't everyone love Sally?!) 

Harry turned even more red with embarrassment. Struggling to recover, Scarhead decided to get even more annoying.

'Give me the cookies. I want to inspect them! They're probably poisoned! ' he shouted like a two-year-old.

'One, you sound like an airport inspection guy. Two, that's a terrible reason to try and take something. And three, you're not getting the cookies.' I replied snarkily. (bwahaha! Persassy is in da house!)

Harry made a wild lunge towards the cookies. Without looking up from reading the note that mom had written, I judo flipped him and shoved him under the table, all without looking up. Then lunch ended. I waited until we were alone, (Annabeth was still next to me, pretending to read a book) and I dragged him out from under the table.

'Never, EVER be rude to me or any of my friends again.' I hissed at him. 'And don't touch my cookies' I added as an afterthought. He nodded slowly. I pulled him to his feet and dumped him onto a chair because I was nice. Then I tapped Annabeth, and she stopped pretending. We grabbed our stuff and walked out of the Great Hall. (I don't know how you guys stand it. I'm really terrible at writing.)

On our way to our next class, (I honestly didn't know where we were going, I was just following Annabeth) Nico and Will literally ran out of a wall. Nico had a gigantic slash in his side and was bleeding a lot. (Oh hai. Thank you @TheKittenKing for this idea way back in chapter 7) Will looked confused for a second, then looked at Nico in horror. 

'WHO TOLD YOU TO SHADOW TRAVEL BACK HERE?!' Will shouted at Nico.

'I'm fine Will! Walking back would have taken too long!'

'OH GODS BE QUIET YOU CAN BARELY STAND UP WE HAVE TO GET YOU SOME AMBROSIA AND GET YOU UP TO THE HOSPITAL WING-'

'Wait a minute', I interrupted Will's rant. 'What in Hades happened?'

'OH WE WERE ON OUR WAY BACK FROM CHARMS, AND I TOLD NEEKS IT WAS A BAD IDEA BUT HE WANTED TO GO INTO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST SO HE DRAGGED ME IN AND THEN LIKE TEN HELLHOUNDS ATTACKED AND NOW HE'S HURT AND-'

'OK, we get the point! I think I have some Ambrosia here...' I rummaged around in my bad, and came up with a smushed lump in a ziplock bag. Annabeth sighed behind me.

'No, Seaweed Brain, that's disgusting!' Annie reached into her pocket and produced a perfect square of Ambrosia. While I gawked at her, she handed it over to Will. While Will force-fed Nico the square, I pulled my timetable out of my pocket. 

'We have...' I squinted at the smudged ink. My dyslexia wasn't helping very much. 'History of...' I squinted harder. 'Mooses?' 

Annabeth sighed again and poked my arm. 'No! It says History of Magic!'

'I'M FINE NOW WILL GODS CAN YOU NOT?!' I turned around, in time to see Nico and Will bickering again.

I sighed and looked at Annabeth. She nodded. We both grabbed the bickering couple and dragged them to class.

Oh hai Mushrooms! I'm so sorry that this was such a small chapter but I have stuff going on, okay?! And I promise that more exciting stuff will happen soon, but at the moment, the story is happening SUPER SUPER slowly. I'm also out of ideas, so you guys are free to leave them in the comments below! I'm also so happy that I have over 900 views!!!!

Oh yeah, also expect updates every 5 or 6 days. I know it's not the best when I used to be churning out chapters every day, but then I realised that the quality was dropping, so I tried to improve. (I know that was a terrible reason, but bear with me.) So anyways, bye! Don't die! (I know right I'm so optimistic!) Foodmushroom out!