I believe everybody has a friend like this, right?

I mean, the people who do read KOTLC in my class, 99% of the people ship Sokeefe. Where does the 1% go, you wonder? 

It goes to that one person in my class who ships Fitzphie!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've tried to reason with her, and try to ask her why she ships Fitzphie and what does she say?

1.Because they are the strongest cognates ever.

2. Because Sophie likes him

3. Because Fitz likes her.

4. Because they are perfect for each other

And I just stare at her like she's a maniac.

Who has these kinds of friends? Comment down below!!!!

And please, if you have any ideas on how to convince my friend to turn to the light side, please do tell me!!!! Until then, Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!