{AN// Due to the fact that we are getting ridiculously close to the end, all chapters will either be written in influx or in paragraphs, happy reading}

"Please tell me that you aren't joking."

"Nope, I will see you in like ten days if you want to Bruce"

"Yes."

"I'm going to go mark it on my calendar"

"Cute."

"???"

"I think it's cute that you're so excited and that you keep a calendar for events."

"Doesn't everyone?"

"No, just you and all of the less adorable nerds"

"I'm pretty sure that you are cuter Everfly"

"I could argue with that Brucie-kins"

"Could you?"

"Yep"

"We're gonna debate about that when you get here"

"Lol ok"

"Watcha doin Brucie-kins?"

"Testing some chemicals to help with anger management in specific patients"

"Any luck w that"
"Not really"

"I'm sure the hulk could use that when you finally finish that lololol"

"It takes time to create shots and medicine"

"And yeah he probably could"

"What are you doing Everfly?"
"Working on a few flower arrangements for a birthday party"

"Why would you need flowers for a birthday party"

"I have no idea Bruce, might be because the birthday girl is a middle-aged woman"

"As a middle-aged man, I take offence to that"

"You can't be that old Bruce"

"I'm pretty old Everfly"

"You aren't old at heart"

"You are saying this to an old soul Ever"

"You surely can't be that old if you are talking to the living child woman"

"You are actually pretty mature"
"I have an idea"

"Oh no"

"Shush"

"What if we guessed each others ages!!"

"Sure, maybe then you would realize how much of an old man I am and stop talking to me."

"You would have to be pretty old for me to stop talking to you"

"I think... you are 32?"

"I wish"

"I'm 40"

"No way"

"Yep"

"I'm an official old person ;)"

"No you aren't"

"Now, how old do you think I am"

"25?"

"What I would give to be 25 Brucie-kins"

"But I'm actually 31, I will be turning 32 this year"

"Are you sure??"

"Yep"

"But you seem so much younger than that!!"

"You know all the acronyms and stuff"

"And you're in to all the new music and pop culture"

"I would say that's ageist but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't catch the sarcasm"

"It's true though Ever!!"

"Ok lol"

"Anyway my mom just picked me and my stuff up from the flower shop so see you in a few hundred hours, not military time!"

"!!!"
"What is your first stop?"

"We are stopping in Baltimore for a few hours"

"Then we are gonna drive into Delaware to see one of the state parks"

"Idk which one"
"And then we will probably stop anywhere else that is either planned by my mom or looks interesting along the way"

"Ten days is too long to wait to see you :("

"At least it isn't never"

"At least it isn't Never, Ever :)"

"You're so lame."