"So the mystery friend's name is Anthony?"

"I mean you could also call him a pain in my backside but Anthony works"

"lol"
"Wanna play 20 questions?"

"Sure"
"You start

"Okay"
"Favorite color?"

"Purple, what about you"

"I'd have to say green"
"Middle Name?

"Robert"
"Is Ever your real name?"

"No, it's actually Everlyn"
"Ever is a nickname"
"Any ostentatious titles?"

"Dr. Bruce Banner, i don't even have a medical degree"
"Favorite book?"

"Anna Karenina By Leo Tolstoy but it changes regularly"
"Wbu"

"What?"

"What about you"

"Oh"
"I would have to say What If by Randal Munroe"

"I had to look that up"
"It looks cool, might read it"
"Favorite Shakespeare quote?"

"Well that's specific"
"Life ... is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
"You?"

"What's yet in this,
That bears the name of life? Yet in this life
Lie hid more thousand deaths: yet death we fear,
That makes these odds all even."

"How Demiurgic"

"Why thank you kind sir"
"Weirdest experience?"

"Just one?"
"I guess riding to New York on a motorized scooter only to find it being taken over by a Norse god."

"I don't think I could top that if I tried"

":)"

"(:"

"My boss is calling we're gonna have to finish this later, sorry"

"It's fine I'll text you tomorrow"