Encounter 4: Encounter with a YouTuber
Location: Soejammy's House.
Time: Noon
In the dining room, Soejammy was about to eat his chicken sandwich, when Neptune fell onto the table from above suddenly.
Soejammy: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
Neptune got up and waved at Soejammy like nothing happened.
Neptune: Hey Jammy!
Looking above, Neptune made another hole in Soejammy's ceiling.
Soejammy: NEPTUNE!!! WILL YOU STOP BREAKING MY HOUSE!!!
Neptune: Maybe if your portal didn't set for "send Neptune anywhere" I would be doing that!!
Soejammy: I calibrated that device many times! You should not be crashing through the roof like that!!
Neptune: Then you need to rework it again!
Soejammy groaned as he put his sandwich on his plate and looked at Neptune.
Soejammy: What is it now?? Who am I fighting next?
Neptune: Why do you think I'm here to teleport you??
Soejammy: Because whenever you pop up, I get sent to your weird ass coliseum in space!! That's how you usually abduct me!!
Neptune was about to say something, but Soejammy did have a point in how Neptune took Soejammy.
Neptune: Okay, I'll give you that. But it's funny when it happens.
Soejammy: Not to me when-
Just as Soejammy was talking, the teleportation device soon began to take Soejammy to the coliseum.
Neptune: Ha~ Gottem~
Location: Coliseum
Teleporting into the coliseum, Soejammy continued as he was floating in the air in a sitting position for a moment.
Soejammy: -it has happened 3 times now.
Noticing what had happened, Soejammy soon fell down onto his back and soon got up angrily and shouted.
Soejammy: 4!!! 4 TIMES NOW!!!
Neptune, teleporting into the commentator booth, Neptune is soon joined up with Blanc as she realizes where she was as well.
Blanc (Intercom): Oh no you didn't... You did not just abduct me from my time writing my novels...
Neptune (Intercom): I did~ But now you get to see something fun here~
Blanc being confused, Neptune points to the stadium down below as there were obstacle courses now that caused Soejammy to look around him.
Blanc (Intercom): Why must you put Jammy into these situations...?
Neptune (Intercom): Because it's funny like this.
Soejammy: Okay, I know I was sick with Covid, but what the hell is this? I know this wasn't here last time. Neptune, what kind of shit-
Before Soejammy could finish his sentence, a man pushed Soejammy out of the way as a new camera took over to look at someone. That someone, being Mr. Beast as he was creating one of his YouTube videos.
Mr. Beast: I am here today in a... Weird coliseum with a bearded angry man-
Soejammy: Hey!!
Mr. Beast: -who has a chance to earn $1 million dollars today!
Soejammy: You listen here, mother f***er, I am-
Hearing the chance to earn money, Soejammy shuts up and thinks.
Soejammy: Wait, are you Mr. Beast?
Mr. Beast: Yup.
Soejammy: Same guy who makes people play games to earn money?
Mr. Beast: Exactly.
Soejammy: Neptune invited you?
Mr. Beast: Not invited, but I had nothing better to do, so I decided to set a game up for the FIRST person who arrives here. That being you.
Feeling joy, Soejammy got hyped up for the event as he was psyched for it.
Soejammy: Oh, hell yeah! What do I have to do!?
Mr. Beast: I'm so glad you asked!! Because you will have to do many things if you wish to get to 1 million dollars!!
Soejammy: Tell me what to do! I'm ready!!
Mr. Beast: You will have to jump over hurdles, crawl through mud, dodge the dodgeballs and one last mystery challenge~
Soejammy was getting more hyped by the minute as he got ready.
Soejammy: Oh yeah!! I am ready for this!!
Mr. Beast: One twist, we're pelting you with dodgeballs the whole time.
Soejammy: Wait, what?
Looking over, Soejammy could see Karl, Chris, and Chandler getting launchers ready and chuckling.
Soejammy: Now hold on a minute here! How is this supposed to be fair??
Mr. Beast: Have you NOT seen my videos???
Soejammy looked at Mr. Beast as he soon began heading to the starting line. When arriving at the start, Soejammy had a question.
Soejammy: Wait, how much time do I get??
Mr. Beast: You get 5 minutes.
Soejammy: Oh, that's not so bad.
Mr. Beast: That started a minute ago.
Soejammy: SON OF A B***H!!!
Soejammy began to run as he began heading to the hurdles. Soejammy jumped into the air and jumped the first hurdle, but slowed down when getting caught off guard by a ball shooting past him!
Chris: Karl!! Aim better!
Karl: Do you know how hard it is to shoot from here!?
Chandler: Stop complaining and hit him!!
Soejammy began to run faster as he dodged the balls left and right.
Soejammy: Gonna have to shoot better than that!!
When saying that, Soejammy was hit in the head as he was dazed for a moment as he kept running.
Soejammy: Lucky shot!!
Chris: You're just salty!!
Chandler: Keep pelting him with balls!!
After Soejammy cleared the hurdles, he soon began to crawl through the crawl space as he was trying to go as fast as he could. Thankfully, the crawl space provided cover from the dodgeballs as Mr. Beast was cursing at his idea.
Mr. Beast: Why did we make the crawl space like this!?
Chris: It was your design, bro!
Mr. Beast: Why didn't anyone tell me about it!?
Karl: You never asked!!
Soejammy gets through the crawl space okay as he has 2 minutes left. Soejammy was rushing through with his heart pounding and feeling like he was out of breath.
Soejammy: Come on...! I can do this...!! Ha...! Ho...!
Soejammy soon was met with more dodgeballs heading his way as he was covering his head from the baragement of the balls. Feeling a fast ball hit his shoulder, Soejammy began to spin around while yelling out of shock. Left and right, the balls flew in and struck him on his back, face, hips, butt, and the worst place of all, the groin.
Blanc (Intercom): Ooooo... That is going to hurt in the morning...
Neptune (Intercom): There goes the baby maker...
Soejammy got up as he began to stumble to get past the course as he arrived at the mystery of the course. With how long it took Soejammy to get through the current course, there was only a minute left.
Mr. Beast: Soejammy! You are just 30 seconds from making $1 million dollars!
Soejammy: Yaaaaaay...
Mr. Beast: Unfortunately, here is the twist I was talking about...
Soejammy: What's the twist going to-
Before Soejammy could say anything, Chandler came in and punched Soejammy in the face and Chris with a dropkick to his back!
Mr. Beast: The twist was, we kick your ass.
Soejammy: How does that make shit sense?!
Karl: Don't complain and take it like a man!!
Soejammy was soon suplexed by Karl as Soejammy bounced on the ground. Soejammy didn't have strength to get up as Mr. Beast and his gang began to kick him on the ground with each kick making Soejammy grunt in pain. The sound of the timer rang as Karl instinctively kicked Soejammy one more time.
Chris: Karl!
Karl: What?
Chris: Not cool!
Mr. Beast: Soejammy! I am sorry we had to do this to ya, but to make things up to you, we're at least giving you a gift card to Giant Eagle.
Soejammy: But... My last job was from there...
Mr. Beast: Then this is a slap of insultment.
Mr. Beast then slaps Soejammy on the face as he and his crew get teleported back to their world.
Blanc (Intercom): Really? The final twist, was exhausting Soejammy to beat him up?
Neptune (Intercom): What?? Wouldn't be a Soejammy VS if Jammy didn't get into some fight.
Blanc (Intercom): He literally went through hell, and had to lose his chances at 1 million dollars... How mad would you feel?
Neptune (Intercom): I would be pretty mad. But so far, that's the end of this segment, I hope you all have a lovely day! Bye bye!
Soejammy was left on the ground as he just stared off into the distance as a fire in his eyes ignited.
Encounter - End.
Soejammy: 3 Challengers: 1
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