You were home alone while your husband Happy was on club business and wouldn't be home until morning. You were bored so you grabbed some popcorn and put a movie on. That movie was Magic Mike XXL and you just brought it that morning. You loved Channing Tatum and you LOVED him in this role. You were so into the movie that you didn't notice the front door open or hear the footsteps walk up behind you. Channing Tatum had just gave the final dance and the credits were rolling so you turned the DVD player off, sighing you said "lucky girl" and you hear a growl, letting out a scream you turn around to see your husband with his arms crossed. Standing up you walk up to him and say "baby I missed you! I'm glad your home" and you hug him and he says "I'm sure you were wishing for Channing Tatum walked through that door and gave you a lap dance but I got something he don't got." biting your lip you said "oh ya baby and what's that?" and he growls and says "A big Happy Stick." and he picks you up and carries you into the bedroom and makes you forget all about Channing Tatum and his moves.