Not...technically the right term for this, I know. But whatever.

I've been thinking... And before you jump on my ass and start thinking I'm horrible and annoying, lemme explain!

I'm not going to take this down or stop doing it...not exactly anyway. But...the thing is...I'm just staring at this long list of reviews I need to do and it's been ages since I've updated this. I keep saying, "I'll get to it! I'll get to it!"

Let's be real. I'm not going to "get to it." And to tell y'all the God's honest truth, I don't care about your stories. I'm sorry to put it so harshly, but I just don't care. Especially when I'm sure 90℅ of the people who volunteer their book for tribute don't actually want advice. You want reads. And I don't care about reading your story. It does not interest me, my dude.

Maybe I'm just an apathetic twenty-one year old but... Meh
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Besides, I'm pretty sure the advice I gave y'all from... Oh... Two years ago? is complete garbage. Pfft. Honestly. She writes for six years and thinks she knows something. Ha!

Well. Guess What? I've been writing for eight years now and I do know something! So, take that nineteen year old me!

...what the fuck was that? I'm so sorry you had to read that...

It's like...11:17 at night so...

Anyway. Before you leave due to my...oddness let's get to the point.

Bad advice + apathetic tendencies + complete boredom and lack of interest in subject matter = complete make over for this book.

How so? Well, instead of doing individual reviews and advice and stuff I'll just post advice articles or whatever. How to do first person, how to write emotions, etc etc. Actual decent, helpful advice. Thataway anyone who actually did come here for advice and not just to make me read something I don't give two shits about won't be SOL.

Granted, I'm not a professional editor or anything so most of the advice I give will be second hand advice I found from YouTubers like Ellen Brock and HelloFutureMe (but mockery is flattery and they're good. Really know their shit. Listen to it. Good peeps. My fav.)

Most likely I won't stick with this very long either, maybe also a two year. But we'll see. I'll probably take all the chapters down and start all over so... If you want advice from lil ol me... Stick around folks!