CLEMENTINE DONOVAN

KATHRYN NEWTON

stop telling people you escaped from an insane asylum. you were released legally from the hospital.

but it's fun to make people think I'm a raging sociopath.

I'm still not convinced you aren't.

LORENZO ST. JOHN

MICHAEL MALARKEY

I'd burn this town to the ground for you, angel.

don't sweet talk me. you know how much I love burning shit.

JEREMY GILBERT

STEVEN MCQUEEN

what do you mean you don't know what grand theft auto is?

what part of locked up in a mental health center for seven years don't you understand?

KOL MIKAELSON

CODY CHRISTIAN

darling, it's cute and all that you want to save my life, but I can take care of myself.

'scuse me for wanting to keep you intact while you're on your crusade against silas.

KAI PARKER

CHRIS WOOD

is murder a love language?

i think it can be, actually. like acts of service.

ELIJAH MIKAELSON

DANIEL GILLIES

elskan, I can buy you anything your heart desires.

can you get my brother a new personality?

KLAUS MIKAELSON

JOSPEH MORGAN

why wouldn't I fancy you, love?

'cause I'm the fucking worst, nik.

FINN MIKAELSON

CASPER ZAFER

what's a pic?

here's one of me with your dead dad's burning corpse in a mausoleum.

MATT DONOVAN

ZACH ROERIG

I will spend the rest of our lives trying to make up for the fact I was the reason you were sent away.

oh, matty, we live in mystic falls. I don't think our lives will be that long.

BONNIE BENNETT

KAT GRAHAM

you're the reason I'm so powerful. the reason I was strong enough to open the tomb and keep my grams from dying.

I didn't do anything special, bonnie. just made you see how special you were a few years early.

ELENA GILBERT

NINA DOBREV

I trust you with my life, clemmy. more than I trust it with damon and stefan.

oh, can you please tell that to their faces so I can rub it in?

CAROLINE FORBES

CANDICE KING

boy talk. now.

it's safe to say I've got a lot of suitors, care, so which one are you asking about?

STEFAN SALVATORE

PAUL WESLEY

why are you talking to a squirrel?

we're planning a rebellion against you with the other forest animals who want to take out their revenge for their fallen brethren.

DAMON SALVATORE

IAN SOMERHALDER

how do you just know shit?

same way you just naturally make people wanna kill you.

ALARIC SALTZMAN

JENSEN ACKLES

you do realize the irony of being a vampire hunter that's best friends with a vampire, right?

never said I was a good vampire hunter.

REBEKAH MIKAELSON

CLAIRE HOLT

you poor girl. stuck with my brothers for all eternity.

well, jokes on them because I'm gonna ruin their lives. you've heard 'I can fix him.' well, I can make him worse.