***This image made me laugh***

Batman looked at the man in front of him. This man was the one who kidnapped his son. Who kidnapped Nightwing. Well, not exactly kidnapped, but taken hostage. 

Batman could take this guy down easily, but that would leave him with no way to know where Nightwing is. So Batman would play this guy's game. For now.

How did Batman know about Nightwing's kidnapping, and that they were supposed to make the exchange at the docks? Well, he's Batman.

...And he also hacked Jason's cell phone and tuned in on the conversation.

What? He needed to keep up his reputation somehow. So here he was, at the docks, in his Batman suit, glaring at one of the men who took his son. 

He didn't look too impressive, but here he was. "Where's Nightwing?" Batman finally spoke.

The man smirked or what Batman would call a grimace, "He's safe and alive. We will deposit him and send you the coordinates on this," the man held up a phone Bruce Wayne wouldn't be spotted even looking at, "Where's the money?"

Batman held up a black suitcase, "How do I know you won't tell me where he is?"

"You don't, but I'm not that kind of man. Cash. Now! Or Nightwing dies." Batman handed over the case. The man looked inside, nodded to himself, then handed Batman the device. Batman watched the man go for about two seconds, made sure he saw a dot on the device, then signaled Red Robin. Tim jumped the guy in five seconds. Successfully handcuffing him, unscathed. Whelp, that was done.

"Hey, Batman!" Red Robin yelled over ignoring the cursing robber, "Where's the signal?!"

Batman replied monotonously, "Central City. Wally's house."

"Why's he at Wally's?"

Batman didn't respond. He shot out his grappling hook and started back to Wayne Manor. Tim just stared. Why was he at Wally's? Did Kid Flash find him first? Tim sighed, he liked Wally. He really did, but he didn't want to deal with him right now. Tim sucked it up though, this was for Dick not him. So, he too jumped on a motorcycle and sped off towards said speedster's home.

***Batbreak***

Wally was cackling. Straight up cackling at Dick. Wally had loved his original plan. He called it pure genius and when Roy found out about it, he had instantly disagreed, but Wally convinced him (More like blackmailed him.) into doing it with him. Wally was planning on kidnapping Dick. Something the two did as pranks when they were younger. It died out over the years, but Wally thought he'd start it up again. So, he was planning on beginning it with a bang. 

Roy joined in two. But, when they found out from Jason that Dick was already kidnapped they went along with it. They found three guys who were dragging a bleeding, exhausted, Nightwing to the Central City library. What were they going to let Nightwing read while they waited? Flirt with the librarian? So, with a little persuasion (more like threatening) they got Nightwing. Eventually, Nightwing woke up, but he was met with two figures dressed up in black, he was so out of it. Nightwing was scared. When Nightwing was tired he could be three types:

Groggy; very out of it. Trying to go back to sleep.

Agitated; Punching anyone who woke him up.

Pissed;...Only Jason has seen this stage... He never wants to see it again.

Or drunk; He acts drunk.

He was in a mix of groggy and drunk. It was pretty easy to scare him. After Nightwing screamed loud enough the two boys propped him up on the couch as they turned on the news. Roy glared at Wally as he went to get the emergency kit. Seriously, how hard was it to miss Nightwing bleeding out on your couch?! Apparently easy enough for said Speedster to snap a picture of his friend. 

"Hahaha! Should I post it on Facebook?!" Wally asked completely oblivious to the pain Nightwing was in.

Roy sighed wrapping up Nightwing's injury, "Wally. Why would Wally West be friends with Nightwing?"

Recognition crossed Wally's face, but he playfully said, "Cause Wally West is the coolest cat out there."

Roy snorted, "Sure, cool people totally say 'cool cat'." Wally lightly shoved him. Roy mocked injury and gasped collapsing on the floor. "Wally West is now a murderer as well." Roy faked death.

Wally kicked him in the ribs. "Wha' huh? Wally? Roy? Why am I in Roy's apartment?"

Roy and Wally looked at Nightwing. Wally began his face was deadly serious, "This is no longer Roy Harper's apartment."

Dick's eyebrows furrowed in confusion, "Then why....what?"

"This is the future. Roy and Wally are dead."

Dick's eyes widened, "What?! How long was I asleep?!" Well, he believed it apparently...

Roy responded his tone wistful, "4,000 long years..."

"Then how are you two here?"

"We are holograms."

"What?!" He put a hand on his head, "I spent 4,000 years...asleep! I should be dead too!"

"No, you were cursed by Klarion to never age. It t'was sad, yet true."

"What?! Ahhh!" Dick ran up and hugged Wally, forgetting his injured shoulder...and age... "Wait if you're a hologram how can I hug you?"

Wally remedied quickly, "I was wrong...we are robots."

At Dick's expression of absolute terror, Wally and Roy lost it and cracked up. Roy was wheezing so hard he had trouble breathing and Wally was snorting in between laughs. Dick blushed heavily and smacked both of their shoulders. "Guys! That's not funny!"

"Yeah, it was!"

"...Fine...it was...a little..." Dick gave in and started laughing with them. "What happened though I can barely remember anything..."

Wally's expression turned into a concerned one, "Really? Well, what do you remember?"

Dick smirked, "I remember angering the guys who took me and getting stabbed."

Roy groaned, "Dick...from all your experience getting snatched....you still anger your captors?"

"It's fun," Dick shrugged lightheartedly. "I'm just glad that's all over with." He yawned, "Imma go back to sleep."

"Alrighty, Dickie. Oh! Hey, you guys wanna go to the theater tomorrow?!" Wally asked excitedly.

"Mmm...okay..." Dick mumbled falling asleep.

Roy shrugged pulling out his phone, "Why not? Arrow and Canary don't need me for anything. We'll go tomorrow. So-" A loud snore interrupted him. The red heads turned towards the sleeping brunette. "If we can wake him up..."

***

So sorry! I haven't updated in a while! I failed you all! *cries for a few moments* I might've broken my promise...sorry.... I'll try harder. Been caught up in writing John's Past, and by god, I've been pouring my feelings into that story! Let's just say I was busy. Being in school's awesome! It can be. Sometimes... Anyways... I've decided to have different people kidnap Dick at different time periods, so if you want me to have Dick kidnapped by a certain villain(or hero) just message me or comment. Thank you! Bye!***