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chapter three
Nightmare Double Date

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seola ❤️, seola —— jjunie, yeonjun

seola ❤️
are you still set on that whole "murder
is bad" garbage

jjunie
whatever happened to "hi baby
how are you today"

seola ❤️
disgusting i would NEVER call anyone
baby

jjunie
you literally called me baby this
morning

seola ❤️
alright now you're just making shit up

jjunie
well no

seola ❤️
well yes

that never happened

jjunie
stop trying to gaslight me :(

seola ❤️

this is me if you even care

jjunie
still shocking to me that you're a
twilight fan

seola ❤️
everyone likes twilight and if they say
they don't they're lying to themselves

jjunie
well said

so back to the whole murder thing...
what is your motivation for wanting
to commit crimes this time

wait is this because i made us watch
all the kung fu panda movies the other
night and not just the first one 😳

seola ❤️
of course not i would never murder
you

jjunie
aww that's the sweetest thing you've
ever said to me

seola ❤️
i need to keep you alive for a long time
so you can release multiple solo albums
because ggum simply isn't enough <3

jjunie
slightly less sweet

seola ❤️
besides i didn't actually watch the movies

i was playing a coloring game on my
phone.

jjunie
SEOLA

YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING NOTES

seola ❤️
and you believed me

like a fool

why on earth would i take notes on a
movie

jjunie
you took notes during that documentary
on van gogh you made me watch

seola ❤️
that's different that was interesting

jjunie
was it tho

seola ❤️
the next time you see news about me on
twitter will be when an article about me
dumping you comes out.

jjunie
like anyone would believe you'd
break up with a solid ten like me 😍

seola ❤️
you're so annoying

jjunie
and yet you're still obsessed with me

seola ❤️
clearly i lack good judgment

jjunie
anyway

what is the murder thing about this time

seola ❤️
some girl in my painting class asked
about us going on a double date with
her and her boyfriend

jjunie
...i'm lost

seola ❤️
first of all i hate double dates

jjunie
i know but i thought they were growing
on you :(

we've gone on plenty with taehyun
and haneul

seola ❤️
that's different

taehyun and i have to be there in case
you two lightweights get wasted after
one glass of soju

jjunie
okay one glass is a bit of an exaggeration
don't you think...

seola ❤️
second of all

she doesn't actually care about a double
date she just wants to meet you

jjunie
are you sure? maybe she was being
genuine!

seola ❤️
she's been in multiple classes with me
over four years of art school and she's
never spoken one word to me before
today

plus she came in to ask during my shift
at the bakery and told me she's a "family
friend of the owner" but hanni's grandma
said she's never seen her before

jjunie
oh

so maybe not genuine

seola ❤️
yeah

jjunie
what did you tell her

seola ❤️
nothing

i just "accidentally" squeezed some of the
icing i was using to decorate a cake on her
shirt

so she called me a bitch and left

jjunie
i can't believe she called you a bitch
😠😠😠

i support you squeezing the icing on
her she deserved it

seola ❤️
thanks baby 🥰

jjunie
ha!

you called me baby again!

seola ❤️
did i

seola unsent "thanks baby 🥰"

seola ❤️
or did you imagine it again

jjunie
you are impossible

seola ❤️
yeah well that's the price you pay to
date me

jjunie
fine i guess it's worth it

anyway i'm sorry you had a bad
day :(

seola ❤️
it's ok at least i got to ruin that hag's
shirt

jjunie
aw so proud of you for looking on
the bright side of things

seola ❤️
you know me the glass is always half
full never half empty i'm miss positivity
i invented optimism

jjunie
...right

so i was thinking i could come over
again tonight

seola ❤️
that sounds great

but you can't

jjunie
is this because i made you watch all
the kung fu panda movies

seola ❤️
good lord yeonjun not everything is
about the stupid panda movies!!!!

jjunie
i beg to differ

but anyway you don't have to ban me
from your apartment because of that 💔
you can pick the movie

or... we don't have to watch a movie
at all 😌

seola ❤️
i very much like that idea

jjunie
good so do i

seola ❤️
but it will have to be another day

tonight's girls night. hanni & misa are
coming over for a sleepover

jjunie
oh that's right i forgot

have fun and make sure not to get
too drunk!!! that's when misa has
all her worst ideas

seola ❤️
in her defense one of her drunken
ideas was what got taehyun and hanni
together

jjunie
yeah well even a broken clock is right
twice a day

seola ❤️
be nice to misa!!!

jjunie
yes dear i'm sorry dear

it is so wild to see you of all people
defending misa

seola ❤️
i'm the only one allowed to bully
her

in all seriousness i promise we will
drink responsibly

jjunie
good

also don't let jiji bond too much with
either of them i'm supposed to be his
favorite human

seola ❤️
i mean i'm pretty sure i'm his favorite
human but ok

jjunie
no it's definitely me

seola ❤️
he's my cat???

jjunie
i don't see the relevance

seola ❤️

jjunie
😒

ok if i can't see you tonight what
are you doing right now

seola ❤️
working on a painting

jjunie
ooh let me see

seola ❤️
no! it's not done yet

you know no one is ever allowed to
see my paintings until they're complete

jjunie
don't i get special treatment

your favorite soloist ever being an
exception to the rule sounds so fun
doesn't it!

seola ❤️
lmao

jjunie
pleaseeeee just a peek 🥺

seola ❤️
omg fine u big baby

i'll send you a picture

jjunie
no wait facetime me

seola ❤️
i thought you were at dance practice

jjunie
i'm on a break

please facetime me please please please

seola ❤️
calm down sabrina

fine but if you show anyone my
painting i won't be Not watching
movies with you any time soon

jjunie
noted 😳

author's note

once again i planned to wait a week to update but once again i jumped the gun... in my defense i Had to publish on ggum day!!!!!

speaking of ggum i fucked up by not planning for its release in time with this fic so we're gonna pretend it's been out already in this timeline because i have prewritten too many chapters i can't really add one in now where it comes out even tho i would love to have written seola's initial reaction to it 😭😭 oh well too late now.

anyway stream ggum!!!!