chapter ten ➫ bad liar
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hermithefrog posted on instagram!

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hermithefrog me rn because 🤫🤭

jazzismine ummm spill?
⤷hermithefrog Uh- I just have a great Girlfriend
⤷tabbycat dam straight
⤷user THE SHIP HAS SAILEDDDDDDDDD

pothead the way your nerdy ass pulled someone before me😑
⤷the.hoe is your user a drug reference
⤷pothead 👍🏻
⤷user y do i kinda ship
⤷inyopans bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

user um-?

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hermionie- luver girl 🤓
jasmine- jazzz 💐

jazzz 💐
saw ur post!
guessing the dates going well?

luver girl 🤓
Yeah, splendid actually
Picked you up a surprise btw

jazzz 💐
IS IT A CAT

luver girl 🤓
no

jazzz 💐
aw darn

tabitha - drakes next victim 
hermione - lana enthusiest
pansy - bts can choke me

lana enthusiest
What is this Group Chat💀

drakes next victim
love my name btw

bts can choke me
i came up with the idea a while ago
ill add jazz in a minute but i wanted to call out some
BULL SHI
yall be acting too suspicious on that post to be on a date

lana enthusiest
Way to get straight to the point
Also you spelt Enthusiast wrong

drakes next victim
wrong
its only sus cuz mionie cant lie to save her life

bts can choke me
first of all idc 🤭
and secondly ...
SO YOU WERE LIEING

drakes next victim
yuh we aint on a date 🤷🏻‍♀️
least not rn

lana enthusiest
Ok Rude
But yeah...
Basically a few days ago

Draco texted me saying he was flying out to America
to see jazz and it was a last minute decision and

 he wanted us to pick him up

from the Airport and keep the whole thing under wraps
but that is what my post was about because honestly
that's precious and Jazz deserves the World 
so I'm beyond thrilled she is being treated well

So We told jazz were on a date to play off randomly leaving

bts can choke me
all the paragraphs will kill me
so im not reading it
WAIT NVM I DID READ IT
HES SUCH A SIMP

hermionie.g posted!

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hermmionie.g 🍀🎨

jasmine.tiller we painted a month ago yea i think this is pretty late 💀

jasmine.tiller you must be bored if your posting while on a date
⤷parkinson id assume so

author sooo i cant for the life of me remember if and/or when i said hermione was going back to london so shell be in america a while longer 💀

parkinson she just let a dragonfly sit on her nose like that?
⤷tab1thaflorez only cuz mionie wanted a picture
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ronweasley hermionie in the second slide is giving "do i look like a boy... wit noo don't answer that"
⤷hermionie.g Kindly shut up Ronald

tnott its so ✨g r e e n✨
⤷harrypotter this is so ✨c r i n g e✨
⤷tnott your face is ✨c r i n g e✨ 
⤷harrypotter i smell ✨l i e s✨
⤷tnott what are you a ✨d o g✨ now?
⤷user can u both ✨s t f u✨
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hermionie.g YALL STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

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tabatha- tabithha 🥺🔪
jazz- needy hoe🧸

needy hoe 🧸
wtf is taking ur bitchasses so long

tabitha 🥺🔪
chil tf out were on our way back

addie speaks <3

okay... thats a whole lotta shi to dijest so soz 4 that...

NOW FOR THE TEA: so the guy who "blocked" me? we started talking... and then stopped. So yea thats fkn greattt i definitley didnt cry at alllll about it (yes i did :/)