YOUR POV

As the night went by everyone started to leave slowly. Hiccup and Astrid left, following Fishlegs, and then the Thorston twins.

Snotlout and I are the only two left at our table. There were some knocked out Vikings scattered around in the Great Hall.

Snotlout was drunk out of his mind. I didn't even think he could get this drunk. I'm a bit drunk myself l, but I can still comprehend things and not make a fool out of myself. Then again, I may have, since I laughed like I never before.

He started to ramble on how amazing, strong, and handsome he is and how he saved the day with his dragon when we fought Grimmel.

I went along with everything, also being somewhat truthful "Yes, Snotlout! I know!"

Then, he started to cry all of a sudden, saying how much he misses his Hooky. I guess his rambling reminded him that Hookfang was gone.

I just sighed and told him it was time to go home. He stood up, but he had no balance at all. I had to grab him from the side so he wouldn't fall over, and damn, he was really heavy. He isn't very tall, which is uncommon for Vikings. I'm not much of a tall person too though. In fact, Snotlout is slightly taller than me! It's actually kind of annoying. He would always tease me about my height, even though he is short himself.

That's besides the point, Snotlout is heavy and taking him back to his place was going to be hard. In fact, probably would take a few hours because I have no idea where he lives and I just really want to go home in my cozy bed.

"Well this is a problem," I mumbled out loud.

I decided that I would just take him to my place. As we made our way to the exit of the Great Hall he stopped...

I looked at him in concern, he looked awful and making some weird noises

"Hey, are you--?"

And of course, in slow motion, he throws up.

I gasped loudly "Oh...my...Snotlout!" I shrieked

I checked myself and I got some on my tunic and pants but somehow he got it all over himself. On his long woolen shirt, pants, and boots. I gagged.

'Yuck!'

I looked over to Snotlout he is holding his head and wobbling. I sighed loudly. This is going to be a very long night.

•●●●•

We finally made it to the front of my house, smelling like puke. As I was about to walk inside I stopped in my tracks and suddenly I came to a realization. What I was going to do with his clothes? I don't want his nasty puke-covered clothes all over my bed. I started to cringe...am I going to have to strip down Snotlout?

I went inside my humble abode and closed the door behind me. It was dark but some of the moonlight was shining through the windows. I turned to Snotlout and strictly told him not to move from the door. I looked for my lantern and lit the candle that was inside.

I then took Snotlout's hand and lead him to the middle of the room. I started to prepare myself as to what I was going to do.

🛑(Warning: characters are going to be semi-naked! Also, this part of the story is going to be a lime. You've been warned.)🛑

I placed the lantern down and looked at Snotlout.

"This is going to be kind of weird but..." I took a deep breath "I need you to take off your...clothes" i averted my eyes to the side and looked back at him.

He looked at me confused, his face was flushed red from being drunk or maybe embarrassed. I wasn't sure.

He started to mumble something but it was incoherent. He started to take off his vest but he almost lost his balance.

I held onto him before he fell

"Um, let me help you."

I started to take off his vest that he was wearing and placed it down on the bench that was beside me. Luckily, the vest was clean.

I looked at Snotlout and then blushed because I knew what I had to do next.

I carefully took his puke-covered tunic off, making sure it doesn't go anywhere, and placed it on the ground.

I looked at it in disgust

'I need to clean this later' I thought to myself

I looked up from the shirt and my eyes caught Snotlout's topless body I couldn't help but admire it. He was in no way fat at all. Not that there's anything wrong with that it's just surprising because of how heavy he was when I dragged him all the way to my house.

I went down lower. My hands shook as I took off his sash that was around his waist and put it beside his vest.

'I'm just helping him clean up that's all! That is all!'

I squatted down a bit and carefully pulled his boots off first and then socks. As handsome as he his. His feet don't smell too good. I looked away real quick and took a deep breath.

I then started to take off his pants. The pants were the worst they were just covered with nastiness.

I looked up to see how Snotlout was doing and I saw him looking down at me and having his typical smirk plastered across his face with one of his eyebrows up. I just narrowed my eyes.

"Don't look at me like that!"

I came to the realization that I didn't have any extra clothes. Especially in his size. So I guess he would be sleeping in his underwear...

In
My
Bed

I stood up and looked down at myself still covered in a bit of puke and I looked back up at Snotlout.

I took him to the right side of the bed and sat him down. I went into the far corner to the left of the room and I told Snotlout to turn around....but he didn't. I gave him my best death stare and yet he still didn't budge.

"Snotlout!" I yelled

He sighed and turned the other way

"Thank you!"

I sighed loudly and stripped down my clothes while Snotlout was not staring at me. At least I think so. I was facing the wall, which was probably not smart, it felt weird to just stare at Snotlout.

Suddenly, he came up to me and turned me around and tried to kiss me but I placed my hand on his cheek and pushed him away.

"Sorry, but I don't feel like tasting the puke from your mouth." I stated as a I cringed at the thought.

"C'mon baby." He slurred he words.

I shook my head at him and laughed "No, don't "baby" me now Snotlout!"

I then got an idea. Still being semi-naked I looked for the wooden box that I store usually some herbs and such. I found a small sack of mint leaves in the box. I grabbed one and gave it to Snotlout. I also grabbed him a nice cup of water freshly poured from a pitcher.

"Eat this," I said and handed the mint leaf "and drink this." As I handed him the cup of water

He took it and ate it without any hesitation. He made a weird noise.

Couldn't tell if it was from disgust or from enjoying the taste. Either way, he ate it and the smell was really good, very minty and sweet. He then took 2 gulps of the water and placed the cup down on the nightstand beside my bed.

I pulled him closer to me and looked into his eyes. I can smell the nice minty-ness coming from his breath "That's better." I whispered.

I looked down embarrassed realizing we were both in our undergarments and so close together. He lifted my chin up with his index finger. He closed his eyes and so did I and just like magnets we slowly came closer to each other and kissed.

His saliva tasted minty which was good plus he cleansed it down with water so I don't have to worry about what happened minutes ago. In fact, I don't want to even think about it. 

Our kiss became more passionate. We started to push each other inwards getting deeper and deeper into the kiss.

Even though Snotlout is pretty drunk he was still pretty good. He then grabbed me and lifted me up. I made a small squeak, I was really caught off guard.

Then he placed me onto my bed and now he was on top of me.

At this point, I am blushing hard. It happened so fast too. We continued to kiss each other.

I started to notice something though and it was bulging in his underwear.

My eyes went wide in surprise. Before it went too far and too fast I pushed him back and I was on top of him. I could feel him under me. He looked up at me with half-closed eyelids smirked.

I smirked back and got close to his face. "Sorry, but not tonight, Snotlout." I kissed his nose and got off the bed.

As I went to my closet to put some clothes on. I turned around and he sat up, crossed his arms and pouted.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud because of how childish he looks. He may have grown up but he was still a child at heart.

I changed my clothes into some sleepwear. I looked back at Snotlout who was still looking at me.

I said to him "You should get some rest...a handsome Viking like yourself should get some beauty sleep." I giggled as he did his goofy smile.

"Of course!" He exclaimed and plopped down and fell asleep. Just like that.

I chuckled at him then I looked at the nasty pile of clothes on the floor. As I got closer I could smell the vomit. I gagged.

I grabbed my wooden basin that I clean my clothes is, using my thumb and index finger, I picked each clothes off the ground and placed it in the basin. Including mine.

I took the basin outside and got two big wooden buckets and went to a nearby well in the village. Luckily it wasn't too far from my home.

•●●●•

All the clothes were finally washed now. I placed some mint leaves and some lovely smelling flowers with the water and the disgusting smell disappeared. The soap wasn't strong enough!

I wiped the sweat off my forehead as I set the clothes up to dry. I looked up into the sky and the moon has definitely moved a lot.

Although, I will have enough time to sleep for a few hours. I was glad that it didn't take too long to clean our clothes.

I went back inside and Snotlout was out cold. He was snoring a little bit which I found cute and not really obnoxious like I was expecting. I went to the left side of the bed and carefully laid myself down, facing towards Snotlout. I got closer to him and placed my arm on his chest and wrapped my legs around his.

I whispered to him, looked at his calm and relaxed face, and smiled "Goodnight...I love you." I then kissed his cheek and fell asleep.