Chapter 5: E-Y-E-S Spell?
YOUR POV
Yep, I can definitely feel it now. I am getting tipsy, my face feels a bit hot too, but I'm not to the point where I am drunk and I still have some self-control and still aware of my surroundings.
As I was getting lost in my thoughts I started to remember something interesting and wanted to try it out with someone. A day or two ago when I was laying in my bed sulking. I randomly found out something interesting with words.
Y-e-s is spelled as yes and e-y-e-s is eyes, but it sounds different.
I decided that I was going to share this with Snotlout. One, because he is much drunker than anyone else in the gang and two, his reaction is going to be hilarious.
I licked my lips and tried not to laugh "Hey, Snotlout?"
"Huh? Hm?" He replied drunkenly
He reeked of mead I could smell it from him or maybe that was me, I wasn't sure.
"I have a simple game I want to play," I said with a straight face.
The gang stopped what they were doing and looked at our direction to see what's going to happen.
"Uh, alright whatever you say, baby." He said as he slurred his words.
Yup, he was totally drunk I just rolled my eyes and shook my head.
"Okay...what does y-e-s spell?" I asked holding in a laugh
"Yes" Snotlout said without skipping a beat. He responded pretty quickly, which surprised me.
"Okaaay" I nodded, I was kind of worried that this joke was not going to go as planned but I continued anyways "What does e-y-e-s spell?"
"Yes" he quickly replied
I started to laugh but I stopped myself. I asked again, I didn't think this would of actually worked.
"What does e-y-e-s spell?" I said as my voice cracked to prevent myself from laughing out loud.
Without a beat he confidently said
"E-yes?"
I started to laugh harder but this time I couldn't stop and just let myself go!
"What is happening?" He asked in confusion as he looked at the gang. They just looked at him and shrugged, they were as equally as confused.
I breathed in trying to catch my breath
"Okay, okay" I giggled and tried again "What does y-e-s spell,"
"Yes?" He responded slowly
"What does e-y-e-s spell?" I asked as I was laughing hard. It was more of an airy laugh no sound was coming out of my mouth.
"E-yes!" He said smiling probably because of my laugh being funny
At this point, I'm losing it and started to tear up and snort.
He looked at me with concern "Why are you crying for?"
I wiped a tear with my index finger. The gang is just looking at me as if I lost my mind.
"What do--" I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't finish the sentence.
"What are you do--?" He started but I interrupted him
I sighed catching my breath quickly
"Okay, try again!" I said as I was breathing heavily
"What does-" I laughed a bit "y-e-s spell?"
He stopped to think "Yes?"
"What does e-y-e-s spell?" I asked again trying to not crack up.
He looked at me serious while his lips were moving carefully thinking of what to say. I started to laugh because of how hard he is overthinking this.
"Eez?"
I started to laugh and hold my stomach
"A-s?"
I started to bang on the table. And started to laugh so hard no sound is coming out of my mouth.
The people around us are starting to stare at me. Probably thinking I'm losing my marbles.
"I can't breathe!" I said as I am holding my stomach. "Okay..." as I breathe in recollecting my composure.
Snotlout started "e-y-e-s.....E-yes!"
I burst out laughing...again!
Hiccup, Astrid, and Fishlegs are starting to understand what was going on here and started to laugh hard too. Ruffnut and Tuffnut were not really paying attention though and were doing their own thing.
I started laughing again but I want him to figure it out!
"Say it again!" I encouraged. He breathed in being slightly annoyed "What does e-y-e-s spell?" I asked.
He narrowed his eyes concentrating and my laughing fit came back. He looked at me and said "Yes?"
All four of us just burst out laughing
"What??" He asked genuinely confused
"Ye--" I laughed at the answer but couldn't finish my word.
"You're making me cry. What?" He said trying to make a serious face.
Trying not to laugh I slowly said "E-y-e-s..."
Snotlout repeated the letters while writing them down with his index finger on the table "E....y...e...." then he stopped and looked up at me as if he just made a huge discovery.
"Eyes!" He exclaimed
We all burst out laughing. Me, laughing the hardest and loudest and almost falling off the bench I was sitting on.
This was the first time in a while when I laughed this hard and this much.
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A/N
I love this prank so much I used a video to be my guide for this chapter!
Its the Y E S spells yes. What does E Y E S spell?
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