AN: I would just like to say... THIS WAS ALL HARRY'S IDEA!

AN2: I would like to add...Vala was all over it like a rash!

AN3: And the Porg is mildly amused... (The Porg is also slightly drunk like all of us)

Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights still belong to Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.

1. Dragons VS Haunted house

"HOOKFANG!" Snotlout's yell could be heard throughout the haunted house attraction the gang was visiting. "Hookfang you let go of that pillar this instant!" Snotlout commanded but the Monstrous Nightmare would not budge. In fact the dragon clung tighter.

"What happened now?" Fishlegs asked as he walked inside with Meatlug by his side. Part of the gang had barely begun their Haunted House experience and were still at the starting point. Hiccup, Astrid and the twins had gone in first with their dragons. Heather, Fishlegs and Snotlout made up the second group.

It was a special attraction for Halloween in Berk. Since the town had so many dragons the attractions were tailored to include them. Though no one probably took into account how difficult it would be to get a scared dragon to move. At least the building and decorations were fire-proved, as everything was in Berk.

"AAAAAH! HOOKFANG!" Snotlout yelled, now on fire and running around frantically to find a source of water. Correction, almost everything in Berk was fire-proof.

"What in Odin's name managed to scare Hookfang?" Fishlegs asked as Heather then pointed to the arcway. Only there was nothing there, that was until Fishlegs stood in the spot Heather indicated and a 3D projected image of a horrific-looking ghost appeared out of thin air. Hookfang growled and then proceeded to try to hide his big body behind the smaller pillar.

"You know Snotlout, this is all your fault," Heather stated as she crossed her arms while leaning against Windshear. "If you hadn't made that stupid bet with Astrid..."

"But I had to!" Snotlout exclaimed, still somewhat smoking, but no longer on fire. "She said her dragon was as fearless as her!"

Fishlegs groaned "So that's why you wanted all of us to try out this attraction." Just as Fishlegs said that an enormous explosion rocked the attraction.

"What was that?!" Snotlout exclaimed as smoke and debris filled the air.

Even Hookfang was now curious and slowly but carefully slinked forward as the others followed the path towards the trail of destruction. At the origin of it all they saw Nadder spikes embedded into several robotic zombies, and there was a hole shot through the wall. Exactly opposite of the hole was Toothless, his hackles raised and clinging to Hiccup who had been squished under the dragon's weight.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Tuffnut shouted while high-fiving his sister. "That giant Jack-in-the-box-clown didn't stand a chance!"

"Wait... where's Astrid?" Heather asked with a frown.

"Up here!" Came the answer and everyone looked up to see Stormfly on the ceiling rafters holding Astrid in her claws.

"Wait.... Does this mean I won?" Snotlout asked aloud.

"No!" Everyone shouted.

"Don't worry Astrid, we'll get you down!" Fishlegs uttered.

"Yeah... uhm... don't mind me guys. I'll.. just stay here... flattened..." Hiccup mumbled faintly under the weight of the Night Fury, with only his slender arm sticking out, as Toothless was growling at every other creepy robotic clown in the room.