Penises Have Ears

|A|N| I'm feeling pretty tired and starting to get home sick. Thank god I'm going back tomorrow. Aish. Took this rad picture today. Didn't even do shit to it, only cropping. I didn't know it was on flash. It ended up looking fucking sweet so I thought I'd put it there.

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|Story Starts|

You and Armin skipped dinner. Both of you had fallen asleep. It was morning now. You were awake. Armin was not- yet. Ring, ring, ring! The second bell screeched. You nuzzled your head into Armin's hair. It's so soft, and smells so nice.

"Morning already?"

Armin groaned.

"Yeah, that was the second bell."

"Agh... I could hardly sleep last night."

"Pain?"

"Yeah, that and I'd fall asleep for twenty minutes then wake up again out of nowhere."

"Awe, that sucks. I'm sorry. Are you still in pain?"

"No, everything's numb now from the on and off waves last night. The medicine didn't really help."

"Wanna stay here today?"

"Is today Friday?"

"Yes."

"Dang."

"What?"

"We're supposed to leave at free block to go on our weekend beach trip."

"Oh..."

"I don't know if I can handle the bumping on the horse. It might be too much, I think I'm still a bit sensitive."

"Well, the best we can do is wait to see if you start feeling better. If worst comes to worst and you aren't feeling well enough to go then we can postpone the trip until tomorrow."

"I don't wanna ruin Eren's weekend trip. He's so excited about it..."

"What are you gonna do if you're feeling bad?"

"I don't know... maybe if I'm not feeling too bad I can suck it up."

"Let's just skip class today. You can take your pills and we can pack."

"Okay, that sounds fine."

"Good. Let's sleep in a bit more then."

"Agreed."

|Time Skip - 1 & 1/2 Hours Later|

You woke up to a rapid knocking sound radiating from the door.

"What?"

You grumbled, getting out of bed to check who it was. Once you opened the door it was no surprise- Eren.

"Where were you guys!? You missed breakfast!?"

"Shh."

You covered your lips with your finger and stepped outside.

"Armin's asleep."

"Did you guys not get up in time?"

"No, we just decided to stay here for the day. He's feeling a bit under the weather, we want to try and ride it off so that he might feel better for our trip."

"Well I hope he does. I don't want to have to miss it."

"Neither do I. I hope he'll be better too."

"Could I stay with you guys?"

"If you're quiet."

"I'll be quiet, I promise."

You turned around and walked back inside. While you lay down Eren quietly closed the door.

"Where should I go?"

He whispered.

"Any of the extra beds."

You whispered back. Eren lay down in the bed across from yours and Armin's. Thankfully, for once, he was actually quiet. It ended up being a relaxing day.

|Time Skip - Free Block|

You and Eren had woke up around the same time, which was a bit before the bell ending lunch rang. Armin was still asleep.

"Y/N, can I just wake him up already?"

Eren nagged.

"It's your responsibility of he gets mad."

"Well I'll take that chance. We should already be gone by now."

Eren crawled over you and shook Armin's body.

"Armin. Hey."

He repetitively spoke. Finally Armin began to wake up. He jolted awake quickly.

"What?"

He mumbled, eyes half-closed, half-opened.

"It's free time."

Eren announced annoyingly.

"Oh yeah, sorry. You could of woken me up earlier."

Well that went better than expected. I thought he'd be all groggy and upset. Guess I don't know him as well as I thought I did. Armin sat up beside you and Eren got off of your lap.

"Feeling better?"

I whispered, quiet enough that Eren wouldn't hear.

"No, not at all. In fact I'm feeling worse."

"Awe, should I call today quits?"

"No, I really want to go. I can't ruin this trip by staying back. Eren won't go without me."

"But you're gonna hurt? Is it really worth the pain?"

"Yes, I'm still gonna go."

"Alright, but if things start getting out of hand you better tell me right away."

"I know..."

"Guys, hello!?"

Eren rudely interrupted, bringing back that spark of hate for him in your eyes.

"Are we going yet!?"

"We haven't packed."

You answered angrily.

"Seriously!?"

"Chill out. This is supposed to be for fun, not stress."

"Yeah but we'll never get to the fun if you guys don't start moving."

"Shut up we're getting to it-"

"Y/N!? Guys, stop fighting!"

Armin yelled. He was right. We should stop fighting. Otherwise I'm gonna end up beating the living hell out of him.

"Sorry."

Both you and Eren said in unison.

"Eren, Y/N and I will pack as quick as we can. Could you go get your stuff and double check you have everything?"

A growl ascended from Eren's throat.

"Whatever. You guys better be ready by the time I get back."

Eren put on his shoes and rushed outside.

"Armin we can use my duffle bag. You'll share the space with me, right?"

"Yeah, yeah. We already share practically everything."

"True."

You got out of bed and started collecting clothes and other necessary items. Armin followed your first action.

"What should I do Y/N."

'Grab whatever you think we'll nee- never mind. Get changed first. Then add more to our bag."

"Okay..."

Armin came up beside you and looked through the stuff left over in your bag, while you began stuffing everything into the duffle bag. Finally he decided on a pair of his own dress pants and a fuzzy sweat shirt of yours.

"Hey Y/N can I wear this?"

He asked. You didn't look back.

"Of coarse. Wear whatever you want."

"Okay."

Armin pulled off his pajamas and put on the clothes he picked out.

"Alright, Y/N, is there anything else we need?"

"I think it's just about it- wait. We can't forget your pills. Go get them. I already have a water bottle in here that we can refill so that won't be a problem."

Armin got up and took out the excessive amounts of bottles from the night stands storage compartment. He could start to hear the sound of feet running up the deck.

"Oh no!"

He yelped, throwing all of the bottles over at you. You struggled to quickly shove them into the bag. Eren walked in. The both of you looked at him like a deer in the headlights of a moving truck.

"What're those?"

Eren annoyingly asked.

"Uh... they're-"

Armin started, but was cut off by you.

"They're my pain meds."

"For what?"

Eren interrogated.

"For.... my period cramps?"

"What the hell is that?"

"What?"

"A period."

You smacked yourself in the forehead. Eren looked over at Armin.

"U-Uh... that blood thing... that happens once a month... that girl thing...-"

Armin stuttered.

"Whatever. Let's just go. You guys are packed right?"

"Yeah."

"Great, then let's go. The horses are waiting for us."

|To Be Continued|

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