Eren: Hey, Mikasa! What do you have here?

Mikasa: tiny titan you

Eren: Aww that's cute, but how'd u get that?

Mikasa: found it outside, looked like it needed home. Same thing you did to me when my parent were killed, just returning the favor

Eren: :)

Jean: Eren, cans I have some tequila?

Connie: *punches Jean* RUINED THE MOMENT, HORSE

Eren: were you spying on us?

Connie: maybe...*runs away

Mikasa: Jean...

Jean: I'm dead...