Levi:Uhh...that experiment was horrible,I can't believe the king ordered us to do this.so Eren,what are the results?

Eren: C-Captain...what happened to you? You're short now

Levi:Don't sass me,soldier

Eren: I'm serious,sir.

*Eren grabs a mirror and shows Levi his reflection*

Levi:what is this? What have I become? Why am I a tinier pipsqueak?

*Armin arrives*

Armin:Eren! The Levi squad's turned into pipsqueaks!As well as Commander Erwin and Hanji! And...Captain Levi? You too?

Levi:shut up and just bring them here,now!

*the Levi squad arrives

Petra:Captain! Are you okay?

Levi:I'm fine,thank you very much...

Auruo:Uhh...sh*t...*tries intimidating Levi's voice* this is really some headache

Petra: *slaps Auruo* shut up you idiot, I'm never falling for that

Eldo:~~~~~~~~

Levi:what's with him?

Petra: Sir I think he's going through his silent phase

Levi:Oh...never knew he had that

* Mikasa arrives with the commanders*

Hanji:GOOD MORNING,TEAM LEVI,AND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Petra: commander Hanji? how come you don't look so different

Hanji: I never changed my look ever since I was a kid, I do not know why

Levi: Erwin,seems like you no longer have that double chin you got when you were still an adult

Erwin: who told you I had a double chin?

Levi: wow...all these years and yet you did not notice...

Erwin:yeah yeah

Mikasa:you know it's weird...you don't even sound like children,you just look like children.

Hanji:Hmm...let me see that formula

*Levi throws a piece of paper at Hanji's face*

Hanji:not the fart potion formula,the other formula

*Levi throws another paper at Hanji's face*

Hanji:not the FNAFLAFLE formula,the othe- *sigh* just give me the formula the king gave us.

Mikasa:How many formulas do you have?

Hanji:about 1469-

*Levi throws ANOTHER paper at Hanji's face*

Hanji:Finally,the right formula

Levi:yeah yeah now cut to the chase

Hanji:Fine, it says here that this formula is expected to make their volunteers children,but only by appearance. If they don't perform the cure after 5 hours, their adult minds will turn into children minds and they won't remember anything anymore.

Armin:what's the cure?

Hanji:the cure is to...

*dramatic music plays*

Hanji: ...A male volunteer has to flirt with a female volunteer,then another volunteer has to beat him up until he starts spitting out blood,then another male volunteer will stare at his bottom for at least 5 seco- oh wow this is stupid,we'll never get this done

Mikasa:Oh really,cause I know the exact people to perform the cure.

Petra: oh no...no no no...this dude is not gonna flirt with me, he's done enou-

Hanji:do you wanna end up as a kid forever?

Petra:no

Hanji:then let's get working,FOR THE GLORY OF US...PEOPLE...

*a few minutes later...*

Hanji:IM AN ADULT AGAIN!!!

Levi:well I'm just glad that's over with

Erwin:no you're not

Levi:no I'm not,I'm still me

Eren: thank goodness that's over,now *yawns* I'll be going to my bedroom now,goodnight everyone...

Mikasa:I agree,it is kinda later,i should go to bed now...

Hanji:KK...GOODNIGHT,EREMIKA!!! *covers mouth

Eren and mikasa:wait...what?

Hanji:nothing,just go now...

Mikasa:k...night...I guess...

*eren and mikasa leaves*

Petra:you had to say that out loud

Hanji:don't care,as long as they don't find out the meaning,they'll never know...

Petra:so...what should we do now?

Hanji:I dunno

Petra:kk