Connie: EREN!!! EREN!!!

Eren: what?

Connie: THE REINER TOUCH HAS A BREAKOUT!! ITS JUST LIKE EBOLA BUT WHEN REINER TOUCHES YOU, YOU START TO HAVE HUGE EYES AND YOU BECOME A TITAN SHIFTER!!! I GOTTA RUN!

Eren: *scratches head* Umm...

*Reiner comes out of nowhere and grabs Eren's shoulder, then runs away*

Eren: AHHH!!! THE REINER TOUCH, DAMMIT!