*At Eren's room*

Eren: again, why did you get kicked out of your room?

Armin: that's where they're keeping Annie's crystal, they said it's the new "safest option"

Eren: *grabs a pillow* wait...this pillow isn't as fluffy as the rest. Wait...this is the pillow from that pillow fight we had befo-

*FLASHBACK*

Sasha:I'm bored

Connie: *snoring

Jean: wow, these pillows are enough to make an extreme pillow fight

Sasha:That's it! An extreme pillow fight!

Reiner: YUS! Can we do it without shirts?

Mikasa: do you really wanna see our top parts? Are you that much of a pervert?

Reiner: fine, but can I remove my shirt?

Ymir: *slaps Reiner* no one wants to see ur abs! Look, if you wanna flirt with Christa, you're dead meat

Eren: can we just get this over with and start the pillow fight

Christa: alright, I want a nice clean fight

*a few minutes later...

Connie: you're going down,Braus

Sasha: not after you go down first,Springer

Christa: this isn't at all what I meant by nice and clean!

Ymir: *licking Christa's hair

*meanwhile, at the pillow fort...*

Jean: Armin, you protect the fort, Connie's fighting Sasha, I'll get their pillows

Armin: the girls are too strong, look what they did to Reiner

Jean: hehe, not so tough anymore, huh?

Reiner: *feeling passed out*

*at the center of the room*

Eren: Annie,don't do this!

Annie: theres no other choice, Jaeger

Eren: but seriously, a pillow made of stone?

Annie: *gets laser eyes*

Mikasa: NO! I WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM CAREFULLY!

Annie: we're on the same team, Ackerman

Mikasa: no...* grabs a pillow

*Annie and Mikasa were about to hit each other until...*

Shardis: *opens door* what's going on?

*everyone freezes*

Marco: ha, nothing, sir. Just having a nice clean pillow fight that's all

Shardis: Hmm...okay *closes door

Connie: how long do we have to stay like this? my arm's getting tired

Sasha: until he comes back

Mina: Umm...I don't think he's coming back

Jean: you think we don't know that?

All: UGH

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Eren: ahh...