*At HQ...*

Erwin: are all the ladies in the room?

Mikasa: yes, sir. But why does Annie have to be here?

Erwin: her crystal's being waxed, plus we needed more girls so...

Petra: she upsets me, why isn't it Hanji instead?

Erwin: she has plans...

*Meanwhile...*

Hanji: I call you, leader of Titans, may I summon you. I request you to bring these poor souls back to life. Sonny and Bean

*Colossal titan appears behind her*

Hanji: Shoot! *starts running* wait...I didn't mean it that way!!!

*back at HQ...*

Erwin: okay...GO!

*at the classroom...*

Christa: Ymir,what are you doing?

Ymir: braiding your hair

Petra: who and where's the teacher?

Reiner: good afternoo- I mean morning

Christa: Reiner?

Ymir: what the fuq are you doing here

Reiner: Erwin said he needed a blonde guy with abs. And since he's busy, I'm taking the lead. So, let's talk about mah abs!

Petra: Ah!

*during recess...*

Ymir: Cmon,Christa! That arm sized hot pocket isn't gonna buy itself YA kno

Christa: okay okay

Petra: Eh, Sasha already gave me food *eats food

Annie: why are only putting the corner of the bread in your mouth, can't you just eat it whole?

Petra: got a problem with that?

Mikasa: let's just get over it and go to the cafeteria

*after recess...*

Levi: You're late

Petra: Oh..hai Levi

Levi: *raises hand then puts it down* now, we're gonna start learning about cleaning materials and detergent. But before that, I just realized, this place is filthy. We're gonna clean this place up right now.

Sasha: Why? Can't you just do it late-

Levi: if you don't clean, you see me without pants

Ymir: oh no *grabs broom* look, I'm cleaning, haha

Levi: *glares at everyone

*everyone grabs a broom and starts cleaning*

*after lunch...*

Ymir: that was some food fight

Sasha: I know, I don't even wanna know who's our next te-

Levi: school's over

Mikasa: already?

Levi: yeah, now go away.

Petra: o-Kay...Bye