Levi: Armin Arlert

Armin: what?

Levi: Hanji and Erwin are calling you, go to the dining table. Hurry Hanji's cramming right now

Armin:yes sir!

*at the dining table...*

Erwin: Armin,you're here

Armin: what do you need me for,sir?

Erwin: you're smart right?

Armin: Uhh...yeah...you can say that

Erwin: you're good at...finding stuff and having good ideas,am I right?

Armin: what's going on?

Hanji: we need you to fill in today's paper

Armin: why? What happened to the regular newspaper makers?

Erwin: they got run over by the ravioli titan, created by the female titan

Hanji:and now we have to make today's story,and so far we got nothing. So,Armin do you have any ideas?

Armin: we have to do something extraordinary, like kill a titan or do a world record. But the ravioli titan and the other Titans are nowhere to be found. And we only have one day to do the paper

Hanji's: do something extraordinary,eh? Let's...climb mount potatas

Armin: again?

Hanji: not using the jungle stairs, using the actual mountain. And you have to wear your trainees jacket,for unknown purposes

Armin:o-Kay...

Erwin: I'd rather not

Armin: why? Cause you're scared of heights?

Erwin: how do you know I was scared of heights?

Armin: no,I guessed. But now that I know, I should make that part of the paper instead...

Erwin: let's go!

* 34 feet later...*

Erwin: I can't do this! Can we please go home?

Armin: and tell the world of your fear of heights?

Erwin: never mind,keep moving.

Hanji: keep going,slow pokes. It's already sunset

Erwin: AAAHHH IM SCARED

Armin: look,everyone has a slight fear of heights just because they think they're gonna die, but this is the school paper, everyone wants to know what's going on the world...

Hanji: *eyes widen* this is perfect,Erwin get the camera,now!

Erwin: *grabs camera

Armin: if nobody knows what happens,then everyone's gonna get messed up. *turns head* we have to do this

Hanji: take the picture!

Erwin: *takes picture

*Back at the HQ...*

Eren: wow,Armin. That was an epic head turn of yours

Armin: thanks, but I couldn't have done it without Erwin's fear of heights

Eren: Erwin's scared of heights

Erwin: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Levi: hehe this is gonna be the next sensation