A/N: dun worry I'm not offending anyone here, i just ran out of ideas so this was all I got. I'll try finding other pictures that'll fit this fanfic, so again, I'm not offending anyone.

*At the dining table...*

Sasha: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM mm that's good, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

The rest: ...

Armin: don't eat too much, you might vomit during our fight against the lasagna titan.

Sasha: so? I ate more when the Colossal titan appeared and I didn't vomit, in fact some of Titans did

Hanji: Wow, how are you doing that?

Sasha: *eats casserole* doing what?

Hanji: you eat more than one dining table of food every day, and still, ur not full, ur not fat, and you're not vomiting.

Sasha: oh I've been like this ever since I knew what food was

Armin: Jean ate less food than you did during his childhood, an he turned fat.

Jean: EXCUSE MEH!?!

Armin: and you can eat a whole human sized gingerbread house, and still, nothing.

Sasha: actually I can eat a galaxy, ( I know I've tried) and I didn't feel a thing.

Petra: o-o how are you doing this?

Sasha: no idea, well I guess I ate the whole dining table and stole all ur food, so I'm going to bed...

Mikasa: okay...wait WHAT?!?! *checks plate* UHHH AGAIN!?! *facepalms

*in da morning...*

Sasha: *eating a hot pocket

Hanji: Hey,Sasha

Sasha: oh hey, senpai noticed me

Hanji: wu- anyways, do you mind going with me to the lab

Sasha: why are you too scared to go cause you think the "science murderer" is in there?

Hanji: no, I've checked 300 times this week, nothing. I just need to experiment on you

Sasha: why-

Hanji: *grabs arm

*at the lab...*

Sasha: you know I thought you would give me food and see what I was gonna do, but I didn't know you would have to scan my DNA and other stuff

Hanji: yeah, because trust me when I say, this is not normal. I need to scan your DNA and do some research about it.

Sasha: this is gonna be a long afternoon...

* 26 hours later...*

Sasha: *snoring

Hanji: wake up

Sasha: Ah! Oh...hi Hanji...so, what kind of complicated,suffering and torturous test are you gonna give me now?

Hanji: nothing I'm just gonna give you a shot

Sasha:like an injectio-

*Hanji injects Sasha*

Sasha: Ahh that hu- actually that didn't hurt at...all *faints

Hanji: now, let's do the real experiment, no chit chat. Just the real thing

*several weeks later...*

Connie: hey Hanji, what happened to...Sasha...WTF did you do to her?!?

Hanji: don't worry, she's not dead. She's just...unconscious, that's all

Connie: why?

Hanji: I was experimenting on her

Connie: She's been experimented on for 5 years, you're not gonna get anything from her. She just has a really weird, yet really amazing problem

Sasha: that's right

Hanji: *sigh

Sasha: at least we found you a new test subject, this titan if only 10 inches tall

Hanji: OMG this is perfect