Shattered glass
A/N: again,this meme belongs to PokerDuck8urCake
*Back to story...*
Petra: Ahh,we finally killed the ravioli titan. That wasn't so hard, eh Captain?
Levi: that's nice...
Petra: what's wrong?
Levi: nothing's wrong it's just...
Petra: just what? Oh...this must be your house
Levi: this glass is shattered......liek my dreams.
Petra: your dreams of being a professional window cleaner?
Levi: *nods
Petra: oh so that's why you only brought me here, I read your diary and know all ur secrets
Levi: yes...*makes hand go through the glass window which makes him bleed
Petra: Captain,stop it! You're bleeding!
Levi: *looks at Petra and lets go of the glass
Petra: oh hey I'm stepping on a piece of paper, *picks up the piece of paper* Captain, I think this is for you
Levi: *grabs letter
Hello Corporal Levi
In yo face, I just broke your favorite glass window, and there's nothing you can do about it BISH.
-Unknown
Levi: Unknown...
Petra: 😠😠😠 I've heard about this guy,and he's an evil little guy...
Levi: Petra,you call the window repair men. I'll deal with Unknown
Petra: Yes sir *leaves
Unknown: PSSST
Levi: Unknown...I should've known...what the hell did you do to mah bae?
Unknown: I may or may not have stabbed it with a knife, put some marks in it and put some fake blood on it.
Levi: you evil little man...
Unknown: you littler little man...
Levi: time to end this once and for all *grabs sword
Unknown: boy, you don't wanna mess with me. Cause remember that ravioli Titan you killed earlier? Well, that was just backup! Here comes the real ravioli Titan
*Petra stabs Unknown's neck*
Unknown: ahh...*dies
Petra: It's time,Boys! Start repairing!
Repair men: yes sir!
Petra: it's ma'am
Repair men: yes sir!
Petra: *sigh CMON captain we have to get going
Levi: *glares
Petra: don't worry, we'll see that window again
Levi: when?
Petra:our next titan...
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