Annie: uuhhh...so heavy

Sasha: *eating bread* •3•

Mikasa: *snoring

Christa: I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Ymir: I'm sayin...we should break this pyramid. Obviously the camera man will never come. So I'll carry you and we'll jump out of the pyramid. No one gets hurt, right?

Christa: actually, a lot of people would get hu-

Ymir: perfect. *carries Christa and jumps out of the pyramid

Sasha: AAAGGH

*Pyramid gets destroyed*

Annie: FFFFF

Mikasa: *wakes up* Eh? What happened?

Armin: Annie, why're you crushing me?

Annie: oh *stands up* sorry

Levi: hey, ready for the...picture... What the hell happened

Armin: sir... Ymir left the pyramid with Christa...

Mikasa: this never would've happened if you arrived earlier...

Levi: I was giving Eren a sponge bath, alright?

Mikasa: wait WHAT!??

Levi: yeah...now if you'll excuse me, I'll be cleaning the cat poop on my bedroom floor *leaves

Mikasa: HEY COME BACK HERE IM STILL GONNA PUNISH YOU FOR BATHING MY BROTHER