Mikasa:*sleeping

*Jean blows the horn*

Mikasa:AHH...*grabs sword and points it at Jean's neck* what the heck was that???

Jean:today's picture day,it's that one time every 6 years when all the dead people come back to life and-

Mikasa:what do you mean? The Levi squad came back to life weeks ago because of Hanji's formu-

Jean:not all of the dead people came back to life back then,this is the time when all our friends come back to life,including Marco...

Mikasa: *smirks* you're gonna take a picture next to him,aren't you?

Jean:*blushes* well...yeah...but it's only cause we're best friends,nothing more,nothing less...

Mikasa:hehe...who else is coming?

Jean:umm...

*Eren breaks Mikasa's door*

Eren:Mikasa!!! When's the picture taking thing?

Mikasa:today

Eren:Oh,Jean you're here. You must've blown the horn

Jean:Yeah,she nearly killed me just cause of that so...

Eren:so what were you guys talking about?

Mikasa: i was saying, who else is coming?

Jean:hmm...let me see...the stationary guard peeps are coming,mike,Hanji and Erwin, the Levi squad, Annie,Bertholdt,Reiner,Mina,Ymir,Christa,Marco...Connie, Sasha, Armin, You, Eren, and Eren's parents...

Eren:Wait...MY PARENTS?!!?

Jean:Yeah...pretty much...now we got no time for this, we have to get prepared

Eren:he has a point,let's go

*at the place where the picture's about to be taken...*

Eren:MOMMY,DADDY!!!

Carla:Eren!

Eren:I didn't know you we're gonna be here!

Carla:well we never miss picture taking so of course we'll be here!

Jean:Marco? Marco,where are you?

Marco:JEAN!!!

Jean:MY FRECKLED JESUS!!!

Marco:what?

Jean: n-nothing...let's...let's just prepare...*blushes

Marco:Alright

*a few minutes later...*

Shardis:Alright, are you all in your positions,soldiers!?!?

Levi:Shardis...what are you doing here?

Shardis:I'LL LET YOU KNOW MIDGET IM THE CAMERA MAN, I GOT THIS FROM MY TOILET,SO DONT BOTHER TOUCHING MAH BAE

Petra:Your wha-

Shardis:I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!!! NOW,IM JUST GONNA MAKE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS HERE,SO DONT EVEN BOTHER COMPLAINING IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!!!

*after the adjustments*

Eren:Shardis,do I really have to do this?

Levi:I agree,it's like he's helping me walk,I don't have a broken leg.and if I did,I wouldn't need anyone to help me or anythi-

Shardis:I SAID DONT COMPLAIN!!!

Armin:My pose is fine, didn't expect this but it's fine.

Sasha:I love mine,I get to eat sammiches!!!

Shardis:SHUT UP,EVERYONE!!! ITS TIME FOR THE PICTURE,NOW...SAY NIGGAS!!!

All:NIGGAS!!! Wait...what?

*Shardis takes the picture*