Eren: these noodles look like slime

Mikasa: just eat your noodles, Eren.

Eren: okay *eats noodles* mm....this is good

Jean: mph...nom nom nom nom nom nom

Ymir: Reiner, give me back my noodles

Reiner: fine, I dared Bertholdt over here to stuff these things in his shirt, singing"hot LIEK wow"

Ymir: ... You can have it...Christa get my puke bag, this is gonna get disturbing...

Sasha: CONNIE!! I CANT CUT IT OFF, ITS SO STALE

Connie: THIS IS SO EXHAUSTING....SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE NOODLES FROM SOMEONE ELSE. TRY BITING IT OFF

Sasha: ITS TOO STIFF

Connie: can you just let go of it instead?

Sasha: I can't, it's so GOOD

Connie: who made this anyway?

Sasha: corporal Levi...gab why him? UUHHH...

*Meanwhile...*

Levi: Petra, mind giving me some more dough?

Petra: here it is, si- wait, Oluo?!? What the hell are you doing here?

Oluo: helping you carry the dough

Petra: UR old, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Hanji: got more dough, Levi

Levi: ew...it has titan slime in it

Hanji: wait...*tastes slime* oh...wait, this is Erwin's sweat, he was the one who got that from the dough factory

Levi: Wha- DA FAQ,ERWIN!?!

Erwin: what?

Levi: Mike, what the hell happened to your facial hair, you look worse now

Mike: thanks, got it from the department store...

Levi: o_e