Petra: g-guys...i have news

Mikasa: girl,boy,or titan?

Levi: hey! Hey! She's not having "that" yet, okay?

Petra: yeah,wait yet? Anyways, I got this message from Google, you guys are getting nicknames.

Connie: NICKNAMES!?! I HOPE MINE'S IS BADASS

Petra: Uhh...yeah...let's hope that, anyways since everyone's here let's get started. First, Eren's nickname is urine tiger

Eren: Eh?

Jean: AHAHAHA!!! IN YO FACE

Petra: Mikasa's is cost of actor for men, Armin's is ironman Naruto

Mikasa: Uhh...

Petra: Sasha's is sexy up brad, don't ask. Annie's is yahoo Indian hard, connie's is honey burger, Reiner's is retainer bran time

Sasha: huh?

Connie: not badass, NOT BADASS

Reiner: Uhh...

Petra: Levi's is do u fry, Jean's is dream piercing, Bertholdt's is toll free number, and Marco's is cowboy hot.

Eren: so, you still think mine's was worse?

Jean: shut up *slaps Eren teasingly* well I'm not gonna lie, Marco's nickname does make sense, I mean, I'm a horse and he's the cowboy, and he's hot and all...

Marco: *blushes* Uhh...

Jean: *facepalms* why'd I say that out loud?

Petra: Christa's is crust of lambs, Ymir's is inner ear, Mina's is man up hairline, Thomas' is toon ass wiener, and commander Pixis's is duck pizzas

Christa: crust of lambs?

Eren: Eh? Are these nicknames really necessary?

Petra: I dunno, ask google

Armin: I really don't feel comfortable with ironman Naruto

Connie: honey burger? Are you f*cking kidding here?

Mikasa: I don't even get why I'm the cost of actor for men

Eren: urine tiger is just...

Petra: *sigh