Eren: aww that's cute

Jean and Marco: *snoring while hugging a ball of yarn

Connie: the hell?

Eren: they're holding hands... I ship

Connie: but I ship you and Jean

Eren: what the hell?

Connie: eh, seems pretty canon to me.

Eren: no, JeanMarco shall sail!

Connie: EreJean's better

Eren: no, JeanMarco is!

Connie: EreJean!

Jean: shut up, we're trying to sleep *snores

Eren: *whispers* JeanMarco

Connie: *whispers* EreJean