Eren: GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS...WAIT OTHER THAN THAT...ITS HEICHOU'S BIRTHDAY

Petra: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS, HEICHOU

Levi:thanks...

Mikasa: happy birthday...*throws rock at Levi

Levi: what the hell was that for?

Mikasa: and that's how much it hurts saying happy birthday to you, ya clean freak.

Sasha: so how are we gonna spend this day?

Levi: Starbucks?

Connie and Sasha: STARBUCKS

*in Starbucks...*

Mikasa: let's see...we have me, Eren, Levi, Petra, Jean, Marco, Connie, Sasha, Christa, Ymir. We're not so few...

Levi: what's taking glasses and eyebrows so long?

Eren: wait...did you forget to invite Armin?

Levi: ...oh...

Mikasa: *facepalms

Petra: I'll text him...

Armin: hey guys, Petra sent me an invite to ur birthday. So here's your birthday present and Christmas gift...

Levi: well that was fast...a windex book, thanks...?

Eren: hey, Levi, here's a gift from me

Levi: thank you...wow...that's one nice gun...

Eren: thanks

Sasha: Psst...*whispers to Connie* hey...look it's Ereri...

Connie: *chuckles

Petra: Wait...I invited three more peeps you might kno

Meh: *appears beside Petra* Hai

Poker: SNOWBALL *throws snowball on Levi's face

Levi: ...

Potato: EEY SASHA

Sasha: EEY PUTATO

Meh: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEVI!!! HERES UR GIFT

Levi: thanks *opens gift...* wow... That's one clean cravat...*pats meh

Meh: *plucks Levi's hair* And I got my gift...*places hair in a ziplock*

Poker: did ya get my gift?

Levi: yup, 30 windex

Potato: I got Christmas capes 4 everyone! *throws capes to everyone*

Marco: who wants fruit cake?

Sasha: CAKE FIGHT!!! CONNIE!!POTATO!! TO THE FOOD FIGHT ROOM!!

Poker: I'll catch up in a sec. Eren, here's ur gift

Eren: thanks, *opens gift* wow...

A Titan dummy that you can punch as many times as you want!

Thanks

Poker: :DDD

Meh: okay... NOW LETS GO EAT FRUIT CAKE...

Poker: YEAH

Levi -_-