Jean: commander Hanji, do I really have to do this?

Hanji: yes, your my test subject in testing the animal changer

Jean: but do I really have to be tied in a rope, about to be soaked in a bath of animal poo? Is that really necessary?

Hanji:ye-

Jean: I mean this is like one of those 1844 movies when a blonde chick in a bikini is tied in a rope and about to be dropped in a lava pit and...

Hanji: Jean, I-

Jean: then suddenly a fat disco super star comes atta nowhere and starts shooting the whole pla-

Hanji: SHUT UP! Just...let me do my work, and no one gets slapped, okay? Now let's do this!

*a few hours later...*

Eren: what's taking him so long?

Armin: Jean's never sang in the shower this long before...

Eren: ...

Armin: what? I have a good sense of hearing. Plus my room's beside the bathroom and I'm always inside my room whenever he's in the shower so...

Levi: I dun give a shiz, I just need to take a piss. I don't wanna end up like last time, when he was on his poop phase and I had to go the women's bathroom, Petra caught me in there YA know?

Armin and Eren: ...

Jean: *rubbing his face using a towel* hey guys *removes towel* did you know Hanji had a secret lab in there?

Armin,Eren,Levi: Uhh...

Jean: what?

Armin: Jean,ur a horseface

Jean: stop sassing me and just tell me what's wrong

Armin: I'm not being sassy *grabs mirror* look

Jean: AHH!!! Reiner get the Ho-

*Mikasa arrives...*

Jean: M-Mikasa! What're you doing here?

Mikasa: the question is, what happened to ur face?

Jean: long story, I can do a flashback too YA kno-

*FLASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*

Hanji: Jean, you can come out of the dog poo now

Jean: wait, the dog sh*t's on my nipple

Hanji: o-o

Jean: okay, I'm out

Hanji: *chuckles HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jean: uhh, you oka-

Hanji: Just get out of here before I throw up *continues laughing

*end of Flashback*

Eren: wow,that's harsh

Armin: smart move, you just told us a very disturbing part of the flashback in front of Mikasa

Levi: you know Potato Girl and Bald man would have the same reaction.

Mikasa: *smirks and grabs Jean's arm

*outside,at the horse pen...*

Sasha: *laughs hardcore* DUDE! NICE HORSEFACE! DID CHU GET IT FROM PLASTIC SURGERY OR SOMETHING!?!?

Connie: Jean,stand next to this horse

Jean: okay, why-

*picture gets taken*

Connie: HEHE look at this

Sasha: *chuckled HAHA! NICE