Eren: Heichou, U look so dem cute in dat flower crown.

Levi: thanks...?

Eren: pic *takes pic of Levi who was placing his hand on his head

Levi: what was that?

Eren: *posts on facebook

Levi: what did you do?

*a few minutes later...*

Levi: seriously, Eren. What did you do?

Eren: took a pic of you in that flower crown and posted it on facebook. Wow...3000 likes...it's cause you look SO HAWT in dat

Levi: like you don't...

Connie: *munching on popcorn

Eren: what're you doing here?

Connie: nothing's better than watching some good yaoi...*eats popcorn

Eren: Eh, let's give him a show

Levi: yeah

*Eren and Levi suddenly sleeps*

Connie: Aww...he's sleeping at corporal's shoulder...