~This happened during training, if you get confused...~

Armin: commander Shardis, are you sure I have to eat this watermelon?

Shardis: YES BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU CAN EAT TODAY, AND PLUS MY MOMMY GAVE ME THAT AS A PRESENT FOR CHRISTMAS. I CRIED CAUSE FIRST OF ALL, I DONT LIKE GETTING WATERMELONS FOR CHRISTMAS...

Armin: sir...

Shardis: SECOND, THEY HAVE 15 SEEDS INSTEAD OF 14...

Armin: sir...

Shardis: AND THIRD, I DONT HAVE A BLENDER. THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN EAT A WATERMELON. MY DADDY THREW MINE BECAUSE HE HATES THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO FABULOUS HAIR, AND GUESS WHERE HE IS NOW? OVER THERE

Armin: the cemetery?

Shardis: NO, HES IN THE ANACONDA CLUB

Armin: oh...

Shardis: NOW EAT THAT WATERMELON OR NO SHAWARMA FOR A MONTH *slams door like a boss

Armin: well, got a really dangerous weapon to use for eating this half...a spoon...well, time to eat it...

Eren: ARMIN, BUTTON THE TOP OF UR SHIRT, WILL YA!?!

Armin: Eren? What are you doing here? And Mikasa, why is your scarf white?

Mikasa: this stupid watermelon sucked out all the red from my scarf..oh and Sasha's here too

Sasha: hai....this is one big watermelon...

Shardis: *opens the door slowly, in some dramatic way* oh, and did I tell you there were tiny people in i- oh...yeah you noticed *slams the door and screams like a little girl

Armin: ....ya think?