Hannah: *crying

Armin: are you crying because Franz is dead?

Hannah: no...THEY RAN OUT OF BLACK SOCKS IN THE DEPARTMENT STORE

Armin: why do you need black socks?

Hannah: I WAS GONNA GIVE IT TO SHARDIS FOR CHRISTMAS, HE HAS EBOLA

Armin: why do u care about Shardis?

Hannah: BECAUSE SHARDIS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS MY PHONE'S PASSCODE, AND I FORGOT IT!!!

Armin: ...