Connie: why r we in authors note

Sasha: dunno

Hanji: HI AUTHORS NOTE IM HANJI ZOE

Isabel: IM ISABEL, AND I HAVE MESSY HAIR

Hanji: SO DO I

Eren: what r u doin here?

Mikasa: what are WE DOING HERE

Eren: STAHP BEEING A GRAMMAR NATZI

Mikasa: it's...stop being a grammar natzi

Eren: FAQ

Poker *plucks Eren's hair

Eren: AH, WHAT WAS THAT!??

Poker: hi

Eren: oh, hey Poker...

Poker: catch

Eren: a meatball?

Meh: have you tasted a big, black...juicy...

Meh and Poker: MEATBALL

Eren: ...actually yes

Poker oh...okay

Mocha: have any of you guys seen Armin?

Eren: he's not here...he's got a meeting with Erwin

Mocha: oh okay

Levi: what's going on?

Meh: Heichouuuu!!! *plucks Levi's hair* sorry if that hurt...been waiting for this moment all my li-

Levi: *facepalms meh

Meh: *falls to the ground

Poker: you think she liked that?

Levi: don't know, don't care, b*tch

Eren: ...

Poker: *pushes Levi and Eren's heads together* now KISSS

Meh: *head comes out of the ground* ooo....

All: ERERIIIII

Mikasa: ...

Real A/N: hah, really thought this was an authors note, Eh? Well...hehehe