tobiezgoodbadboy : Levi-aniki, what's the dirtiest thing you've done while being alone?

Cleaning up dirt and shit.

Urie: *whispers* Hange told me once that Levi masturba-

Continue that sentence and I will ask you to clean the whole HQ.

Urie: That's no threat. But whatever, I have special abilities that'll make my job easier, thank you very much. And I don't want to be in this book anymore so... can I go home now?

Maybe that'll be your punishment if you continue that last sentence.

Urie: (Who the hell does this guy think he is?) Hey. I can kill you easily.

And I should feel threatened?

Urie: Yeah, that's because I'm tall.

*cold glare towards Urie* Would you like to repeat that?