tobiezgoodbadboy : Levi-aniki, what would you do if there's a child right in front of you? *rolls on the floor laughing*

Why...I would carry and 'awww' at it of course!

NOT.

Having a child or a baby in front of me is like dealing with Hange jr.! So no. I'm not up for it. Besides, I have other things to deal with than the crying, feeding, and changing.

Babies are too loud. If a child were in front of me, I would probably have anxiety disorder, then it'll transition to a heart attack. Or, I will probably waste my voice an end up chorusing with the damn child to keep it quiet.

There. Did that answer your question?

Now excuse me, for I will put the baby disinfectant. No little brats are running around, or I'll chop those awful little legs.

Beg for mercy?

Already?

I haven't even done anything yet.