this is crack and it is for gucceesuey 😌 i am half asleep rn and i have absolutely no control over what words are about to come out of my fingertips, and how little grammar checking i will do before hitting publish and i will probably regret posting this in the morning but oh well that's fully conscious ash's problem

"I don't get it. Who is that? What does it mean?"

"It means your name," Ahsoka repeated.

"Anakin Skywalker," her master replied simply, watching her with the most confused expression she'd ever seen.

She facepalmed.

"No, it's like... it's kind of used as a joke, but 'y/n' stands for 'your name.'"

Anakin contemplated this for a few moments, slowly nodding his head, and then letting his eyebrows furrow once more as a conflict in the logic seemingly made itself present.

"Shouldn't it be 'a/s' then?Anakin. Skywalker."

Ahsoka wanted to scream

"Okay, okay, forget the actual meaning," she tried, waving her arms in the air. "The joke about it is basically saying that if you're someone's 'y/n,' you love them."

"But that doesn't make any sense—I'm everyone's Anakin Skywalker," he reasoned. "So, I'm your y/n, then?"

"No," she said firmly. "Not even a little bit. And you'll always be Skyguy to me."

He bit back a smile at that.

"So who's my 'y/n?'" he asked, leaning back, against the armrest of the couch he was sitting on.

"You tell me," Ahsoka challenged with a smirk, tickling up his arm as she said, "Who are you in love with ?"

He shoved her off with a laugh, shaking his head.

"Come on, answer that," she pressed on. "It's very important."

"My love life is none of your business." He rolled his eyes. "Now leave me alone, 'y/n,'" he teased.

"Don't call me that."

"I've got work to do, my little, snippy, 'y/n.'"

"Stop it."  Ahsoka pretended to vomit.

"Goodbye, 'y/n,'" he sang once more, just for good measure.

—

"You're my 'y/n,' just so you know," Anakin said to his wife as they set the table for dinner, later that night.

"I don't belong to anyone, Anakin," she sighed with a slight grin.

"But you're my wife," he pointed out, grabbing one of her hands and spinning her in a circle to cause an eruption of giggles from her chest.

"Yes, but I'm Padmé Amidala, first. And why the hell are you using terms like 'y/n?'" she asked.

"Ahsoka's teaching me slang. Making me feel old, you know the drill."

"Ah, yes, the usual. Feeling old at twenty—oh, how difficult your life must be," she laughed.

"Oh, indeed," Anakin mused. "But, in all, old people seriousness—will you be my 'y/n,' Padmé Amidala?" he asked, in a voice seemingly reserved for a proposal.

Padmé grinned.

"Of course."

i might be taking a little social media break for a bit. it just feels like a lot right now and i want to see if it reduces some anxiety. love u guys <3 do something that makes you happy today :)