draco and harry fuck in harrys bedroom. as harrys, getting railed his moans echo across the common room. neville peeks in harrys room and gasps in awe. nevilles toad pops out of his pocket. "jerk off rn or your a pussy. your dick needs this" the talking toad encouraged. neville was embarrased.

"fine ill do it for you" the toad ripped off nevilles pants whipped out his dfick and started blowing neville. the toads legs and arms elongated to maximize nevilles pleasure. "ohghhhh ahhh fuckkkk toady youre so sexy omggggg UGHHH AHHHAHHAHAH" he screamed as he orgasmed. yes he only lasted ten seconds. yes that is pathetic.

draco and harry looked around in shock. this only turned on draco more. yousee draco is really kinky from all the trauma and daddy issues he has. he liked the idea of someone watching if you get what i mean lawl XD. draco orgasmed as harry did. "god damn that was the best fuck ive ever had "draco said collapsing on the bed. "YEAH ME TOO" harry yelled. "also lawl i think someone was watching LMFAO."draco said"lowkey highkey turned me on". harry blushed"your kidding we have to catch them he prob saw my micro penis i wanted that to stay a secret"

"OH SHIT WE GOTTA KILL THEM THEN. also your micro turns me on it bossts my ego and thats a turn on i like weak ppl makes me feel better ab myself tbh"draco admitted. harry debby ryaned "wow i didnt know i made you feel that way im so flattered. "

draco was like "since im your daddy ill catch him. ill gte my minions to interrogate every single student at hogwarts til we catch the culprit. also were dating now i admit thgis entire time ive been writing enemies to lovers fan fiction ab us" harry blushed"wow you really love me dont you? this is flattering i love you daddy"

draco commanded his minions and a search ensued. neville was freaking out ab keeping caugfht while his toad was getting laid by dobby and cedrics ashes.

in his own room, dumbledoor formulated a plan to wi back snape "hmm i will take my long delicious body and take nudes and make a trail of them til snape finds me naked lawl xd"

A/N: pls comment funny things and give me new ideas