ok george get dobby ron get deadric fred get my vibraotor" hermoinie said. "wtf why would he get you vibrator bloody hell why would you need one im your bf" ron responded. "well its not like you get me off very well or at all so thats why fred is here he acc secretly gets me off with his wand when were hooking up isnt he sweet?"

ron burts into tears. he was so ashamed that he didnt even know how to pleasure his own gf. i mean to be fair most med dont even know what a clit is so ron is jusgt another embarrasing piece of shit. "yeah ab that ron shes really hot think you could dump her and i could date her" fred asked ron.

"WTF NO WHY TF WOULD I ALLOW THAT YOU DUMBASS JUST GET HER VIBRATOR YOU PRICK" ron screamed like w whiny little baby. "wow i didnt know you were so sensitive sorry okay but yk you could just learn how to get a girl off" fre said back And went to grab her vibrator.

all the supplies was gathered and they went voldemorts lair. immediately they saw snape tied up with fruit roll ups. he lookeed kinda sexy not gonna lie. i aint one for that greasy mf but god dAMN. it was clear dumbledoor was just as affected as you could clearly see his boner. fred and george went to untie him until they saw voldemort walk in.

"ah aha ah i wouldnt do that. i want dobby first." voldy said smirking. he loved this power dynamic. "woah youre secy" dobby said "yeah ill go with you i have a bald person fetish and a noseless person fetish theyre normal just so you know"

"oh i didnt think this would be so easy oh well" voldemoret said as he flicked his wand to untie snape. then all hell broke lose. the vibrator was expertly thrown into voldemorts nose. and the twins both stabbed him with dobbys sharp ass nose. then they sprinkled him in cedrics ashes which he is allergic to. he slowly died, no one missed him.

anyway lawl xd. they headed bacxk to hogwartz where they saw neville being a bad boy he started saying "i want to let you know that i watch draco and harry every time they fuck which is a lot bec theyre really horny and have sex at least ten times a day so basically im a disgiusting sinner and im reallly scared cause i dont want to get caught but for whatever reason i cant stop" neville said all this to a statue of jesus. he wanted to repent his sins iggggggg.

everyone stared at each other in shock normally hes really innocent but today he was a bad boy. draco walkdd out of the shadows and murdered. "GIRL TF YOU CANT MURDER STUDENTS I WILL HAVE TO SEND YOU TO AZKABAN" dumbledoor yelled. as he said that dementors took him to azkaban