"and dumbledore leftr me and the he hooked up with voldemort" snape wailed.  daddy lupin became pissed "HOW DARE THAT BEARDED BITCH HURT MY BEST FRAN WHO I AM ALSO IN LOVE WITH WTF I WILL KILL PROFFESOR DUMBLE DORE I WILL DO THINGS NO ONE HAS EVER DONE BEFORE" LUPIN YELLED.

LUPIN BECAME HIS WEREWOLD SELF. "ARK ARK ARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOOF RUFFFF GRRR AWOOOOOHH" sexy doggy lupin howled. he went up to nagini and swalllowed her whole. "fuck that snake taste so goood" he said in daddy doggy language.

he orgasmed blood from eating that. HE DIED RIGHT THERE. HAGRID CAME IN "BLOODY HELL IS THAT A WEREWOLF OH SHIT IS LUPIN DEAD OH GODDD NOOOO DADDY LUPIN GAVE THE BEST HEAD LAWL XD"

snape had a physchotic break and went to dumbledore ans started strangling him. "YOU DUMB MF NOW DADDY LUPIN IS DEAD ALL THE STUDENTS HE FUCKED HAVE NO ONE AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A BEST FRAN"

dumble dore just hugged snape til he stopped screaming. "its ok i can reviuve with my magical toes its ok im here i love you" snape slowly calmed down and stopped sniffling.

their love was pure until voldy cam in and kidnapped snape.

"SNAPE WILL BE MINE UNTIL YOU FUCK ME AGAIN AND FOREVER" voldy yelled and teleported away. dumbdore screamed for his greasy rat of a lover. hermoine and george and fred weasley and ron and harry and draco came in.

"oh yeah we can help you weve decided to take down voldy together. someone get dobby. someone get deadric. and someone get my vibrator" hermoinie siad using her think juicy smart brain to formulate a plan.