Julia's POV:

~too obvious~

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Snapchat:

Kpop crackheads + 2 aussies + 2 aussie-boos

16358 unread messages!

skz.hardstan:
MAKNAE ON TOP

I.N_can_choke_me:
OhhhOhhhOh

aWAEEE:
I.N ON TOP ey

I.am.Seungmins.big.toe:
OHHHHHOHHHHHOHHH

Me:
What on earth-

I.N_can_choke_me:
ᵉᵒⁿⁿⁱⁱᵉᵉ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Namjoons.dimples:
Look who's awake

Me:
Pffff
To my defense
Chan is still asleep

aWAEEE:
How do you know 🤨
That's kinda sus tho

Me:
Just assuming-
Anyways what did I miss?

skz.hardstan:
A LOT

aWAEEE:
RIGHT U MISSED THIS
MASTERPIECE

dolphin.scream:
Hehe

Me:
Holy fu-

Felix.deep.ass.voice:
I woke up to be attacked-

aWAEEE:
Only purpose in life dude.

Me:
Chul c'mere you
lil-

dolphin.scream:
🏃‍♂️💨

Namjoons.dimples:
Dashi run run run~

aWAEEE:
Why does-
Did I miss something?

Me:
No no, long story

drama.queen:
How come we didn't know-

Oi_felix:
They released it out of
nowhere

drama.queen:
I feel betrayed

skz.hardstan:
AND I FEEL ATTACKED

Me:
Ha same sis

dolphin.scream:
Not fair

Me:
🙂

Namjoons.dimples:
Innie isn't baby bread
anymore...

aWAEEE:
HE'S A TOASTED BREAD

dolphin.scream:
Damn right

I.N_can_choke_me:
Innie is learning from his
dad

I.am.Seungmins.big.toe:
He is 👁👅👁

Hyunjin.is.babe:
You mean Chan?

I.N_can_choke_me:
Yeah

Me:
Why?

skz.hardstan:
THE DAMN INSTAGRAM
POST! JU DO YOU
LIVE UNDER A ROCK

Me:
YAH-

Oi_felix:
Even I can't catch up with
everything that is happening

Namjoons.dimples:
But you are-

drama.queen:
I can 💅

Felix.deep.ass.voice:
*flips hair for Sam*

aWAEEE:
How weird it is to read
your name in a message
that isn't meant for you 😦

Namjoons.dimples:
Btw guys where are
Areum, Hayley and Peter?

aWAEEE:
Yeah and where is Jason?

Oi_felix:
Hayley and Peter are still
asleep

drama.queen:
My Jagi is also asleep

Me:
And Jason is sleeping
next to me like a cute
little baby

aWAEEE:
Nawwww

skz.hardstan:
That man finally gets
some proper sleep 🙄

I.N_can_choke_me:
True he really needs rest 🥺

Oi_felix:
Well ever since Ju came
here he got more sleep than
in the last 4 years

drama.queen:
Facts

aWAEEE:
Sounds like a healthy
relationship, with a good
boyfriend. I'm jealous 😔

Me:
You're young child,
your time will come

skz.hardstan:
Aren't you gay?

aWAEEE:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT I CAN'T BE JELLY

drama.queen:
They have a point

Namjoons.dimples:
Why did they need that point
in first place-

I.am.Seungmins.big.toe:
You confuse me 💃

dolphin.scream:
This chat is confusing

Me:
Was it ever not confusing?

Felix.deep.ass.voice:
Let's spice things up

aWAEEE:
Should I be scared? 😨

I.N_can_choke_me:
Idk 👁👄👁

I.am.Seungmins.big.toe:
Let's wait and see 💃💃

Felix.deep.ass.voice added SG.in.the.building!

Me:
You really added him

aWAEEE:
ANOTHER BOY??

drama.queen:
Our little puppy haha

aWAEEE:
So you added a little Seungmin?

skz.hardstan:
You're learning so fast 🤧🤧🤧

I.N_can_choke_me:
Well we've been studying
Stray kids with them haha

Oi_felix:
Well they are interesting

Namjoons.dimples:
Sam or skz

Oi_felix:
Both

Private Chat:

Me:
Lixie if we keep being so
damn obvious Sam is
going to figure everything out

Oi_felix:
I'm surprised they didn't
so far, we're not careful
enough

Me:
We aren't, but we need to
They are still a baby stay, there
is too much at risk

Oi_felix:
I'll tell the boys, especially
since Seungmin is now
back in

Me:
I'll tell the girls

Clowns 2020

You changed Clowns 2020 into Clowns 2021!

You added Hyunjin.is.babe!

You added skz.hardstan!

You added Namjoons.dimples!

You added I.am.Seungmins.big.toe!

You added I.N_can_choke_me!

Me:
Guys, we need to be
more careful

I.N_can_choke_me:
I'm not a clown!

Namjoons.dimples:
You're a stay right?

I.N_can_choke_me:
Okay, you win.

Me:
Guys

skz.hardstan:
We really need to be
more careful. Even tho
I trust them

I.N_can_choke_me:
If we trust them why not
tell them?

I.am.Seungmins.big.toe:
Hell no we can't. Not yet

Felix.deep.ass.voice:
She's right, there is too much
at risk

Namjoons.dimples:
I still feel like we're leaving them
out.

Me:
Same, but at the same
time we can't risk it.

skz.hardstan:
Let's go back to the groupchat

I.am.Seungmins.big.toe:
Sure 💃

Kpop crackheads + 2 aussies + 2 aussie-boos:

12 unread messages!

SG.in.the.building:
Why am I here

Felix.deep.ass.voice:
You need to stay, the dare hehe

aWAEEE:
A Seungmin stan eyyyy,
I'm Sam they/them

dolphin.scream:
I'm Chul he/him :D

Me:
I don't think we
need to introduce ourselves
again hm?

SG.in.the.building:
Well I need to ig
I'm Sky he/him

Private Chat:

Me:
MINNIE THAT'S TOO
OBVIOUS omg

SG.in.the.building:
She's a baby stay isn't she?

And no need to yell at me

Me:
Yes, and they/them pronouns

SG.in.the.building:
Ah right, sorry. So they
probably don't know our
english names

Me:
Yeah but they'll figure it
out sooner or later

SG.in.the.building:
But till then we probably
told them about our identities.

Me:
I still think you still should
come up with a story or
anything

SG.in.the.building:
And lie even more?

Me:
Okay you're right.
I'm sorry

SG.in.the.building:
It's alright. Is Chan-hyung
awake yet?

Me:
No, he's still sleeping
And I will stare at him now :D

SG.in.the.building:
This sounds creepy 🙂

Me:
Pffffffff let me be
See you in a few hours

SG.in.the.building:
Bye bye 👋

Private Chat:

Me:
Psst, Jinnie

drama.queen:
Hm? Everything alright?

Me:
Yes, mind if you come
over with kkami in about
two hours? To just walk around :D

Meeting kkami is the second
last thing on my bucket list

drama.queen:
Well I guess it is :D
May I ask what the first
last thing is?

Me:
You- you mean the
last one-

drama.queen:
It's too damn early for
me to use my brain

Me:
You have one?

drama.queen:
And suddenly kkami stays
at home :)

Me:
SORRY, I PROMISE
I'LL BE NICE
Just please one walk

drama.queen:
Fine I'll be there in about
2 hours

Me:
See you later! Bye bye!

drama.queen:
Bye 👋

~☆~