The picture is a warm up snack for y'all thirsty hoes.

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The weather in China was similar to America so sanha thanked God that she could wear her Sombrero in peace. Although not peaceful in that sense because people were staring at her weird. She wanted to scream at the Chinese people, "WHAT? you've never seen a Mexican before?"

Then she thought well it is a long swim from there. Perhaps Mexicans thought itd be better to just jump over the US fence. Why bother with the swim right?

She adjusted her Sombrero after glaring at the nearby Chinese man who whispered aggressively to his wife and pointed at her hat. She was tempted to flip him off but then her American (from her dad's) side kicked in, her stomach grumbled.

"Where can i get some decent McDonald's here?" she turned to her friend leigha who for some reason was trying to learn to use the chopsticks as soon as they got out of the plane, like couldn't it wait bruh?

Leighas tongue was stuck out as she tried to hold her passport between the two sticks. Sanha slapped the passport off of her sticks and she cursed in annoyance.

"I almost mastered it sanha! You ruined it!"

"Your mastere degree in chopsticks can wait, I'm hungry i need junk food. Something that looks like it came straight out of saudi oil mines."

Leigha rolled her eyes and looked at Xiao who was ignoring them all and was concentrating on claiming their luggage that they forgot because of their little argument.

"Xiao! This whale needs to be fed!" She said as sanha looked at her.

"Speak for yourself, fatass. You're equally as whale-y as i am. That's why we're best friends duh."

"Never said it was a bad thing." Leigha looked at her.

They high fived.

Xiao walked over with his fluffy pink hair swaying by some mystery air, his arms flexed as he picked up the heavy luggage. Both the girl stared at him and and then each other as if to say did you see that or did i subconsciously snort cocain again?

But then shook it off, because they had known xiao since diaper days and it'd be weird if either of them had a crush on him. He was hot but let's just leave it at that, there was plenty of cute Chinese boys they could mess around with.

"Huh?" His eyebrows rose as he stared at them, as if he didn't hear them before.

"My patriotic side is rising, i need McDonald's." sanha said to the clueless pink haired boy.

"Oh, " he blinked, "I'm not sure actually, last time i was in Beijing i was eight." He stared at her apologetically as if he was expecting her to say "It's okay and let's just go" but sanha was stubborn.

"You should've told me before I came here that they don't have McDonald's here! I'LL SUE YOU AS SOON AS WE'RE BACK IN THE LAND OF FREEDOM FOR DECIEVING ME!"

Poor Xiao, was still not used to her sarcastic nature, he genuinely freaked out and looked at leigha for assurance.

"Sanha, calm down your fatass down. We can eat Xiao if he doesn't bring us McDonald's later."

"As if! He's so skinny! The McDonald's small fries has more calories than him!"

"Comon now, he's not that skinny, he'd atleast be a burger worth..."

Now Xiao was ready to piss his pants, because despite being their neighbor, he never really hung out with them. He had a different squad and his squad did not talk about cannibalism so causally.

His eyes widened as they flicked between the girls. His mind racing fast. "Wait, I... I think i remember seeing one somewhere in a nearby mall." He hoped there was one, hopefully the Chinese government didn't ban McDonald's or he was about to be chowmein.

Leigha and Sanha stopped their argument on how many calories Xiao would be and started following a really fast paced Xiao out of the airport.

They found a line of taxis and hopped on to one, where Xiao spoke soft Chinese to the driver, in which the driver replied in a terrifyingly loud voice.

Sanhas mind went back to the time Jun shouted at Minghao and wondered why Chinese people spoke so loudly. Then a part of her brain reminded her of every single of her Mexican family reunion and suddenly Chinese seemed like the French of Asia.

The taxi stopped at a huge shopping complex crawling with people, as soo  as they stepped in they were dazzled by the arrangements. Since they weren't from a huge city or anything, it wasn't something they were used to.
"I think i see a McDonald's there." Xiao pointed and they followed him.

During their meal sanhas noticed her phone automatically connected to the wifi. "Bless!" she yelled out with mouth full of burger and leigha looked at her in disgust.

She started checking her Facebook etc whole she noticed the notification of snapchat. It's been a couple of days since she talked to jun, and for some reason she was unwillingly anticipating his message. She didn't like the feeling it was almost like they were friends or something.

Minghao sent you a snap!

Caption: having fun in the sun :)

Sanhas jaw dropped. The boys were looking gorgeous! And both of them changed their hair colors! The other two boys were strikingly handsome too. Was he trying to get her to have a heart attack or something?

It looked like a photoshoot, was this what jun has been upto that he hasn't been snapchatting her?

"Hey, fatass, let's go." Leigha said picking up her tray.

They exited the place and was making their way to the exit when leigha squealed like a seal.

It was a stationary shop.

She ran off towards the cute panda notebooks and penguin erasers leaving Xiao and Sanha alone. Sanha knew she was gonna take a while so she randomly decided to take a look at the shop next to it. It had some cool looking clothes, she wanted to check the price if it was really as cheap as everyone claimed it to be.

She told Xiao and he agreed to wait outside.

She entered the shop and went straight to the t shirts section. Looking through some cool looking designs she found one and checked the price. It wasn't as cheap but quite reasonable. She looked through some more clothes and picked one to try out. On a nearby mirror she placed the shirt on top her, seeing how itd look on her. She smirked in satisfaction, a unicorn throwing up rainbow on a t shirt looks surprisingly good.

" ching chong ching JUN" Was all sanha heard and it made her freeze.

Her eyes widened in shock, did she hear jun? It could be someone else named jun right? I mean what are the odds? It's nor even some tacky fanfiction where they meet right away with some destiny bullshit.

She shook it off and went back to admiring the beauty that was her existence. From the corner she noticed a mop of brown hair, a lean figure and the familiar voice speaking aggressive chinese to a younger looking boy who looked like he was having trouble understanding his scolding. Sanha could only see his back but she was pretty sure it was jun and the boy he was scolding looked familiar too.

Jun (?) guy: ching chong ching dini [Dino, I told you not to wander off on your own! You could get lost.]

Dino whimpered in response.

Sanha freaked out, she didn't know what to do. She wasn't planning to meet jun or minghao, it was only a joke. She wasn't prepared for it.

Jun (?) guy: "let's go." (in english)

Sanha looked around and the only thing she could think of was to stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be one. She managed to make her hair a bit unruly so it kind of hid her face and tried to be as still as possible.

It was stupid, it was dumb, it was sanha.

Thanks to her hair, she couldn't see anything but she looked at their feet as the potential Jun guy and the smaller guy walked past the aisle. She was surprised they didn't find her odd.

She felt like a ninja. Step aside Hattori.

As soon as they left, she walked around the store for a few minutes before going out to find xiao, and then they all went to their hotel where a new adventure awaits them.

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IM BACK BITCHES
CREDS TO @Jinwan for the mannequin scene tho she suggested a bit more but i left it at that, i kind of found a story line now. I'll finish this story soon and quench ur thirst :*