Jun:

I changed my hair color ~ i heard you liked blonde guys ;)

Sanha: you look like an onion

Jun:  ...

Jun: really? I went through all the trouble of coloring my hair and that's your reaction? I look like a fucking onion?

Sanha: *shrugs* truth hurts, baby ;)

Jun: -_-

Jun: last time I'm doing something for you

Sanha: i never asked babe

Jun: well you could still be grateful and send me a boob pic or some shit

Sanha: okay

Jun: really? 0_0 :D

Sanha: yeah hold on

Jun: ok :3

Sanha:

Jun: -______________-

Sanha: you didn't say it had to be human boobs ;)

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Ok So,
Sanhas gonna go to china soon and this is a crack fic so just warning you it's gonna be pretty offensive and racist, if you can't handle it then adios, amigos.