Jun: are you a whale? Cos we can hump back at my place ;)

Sanha: you stole that from vine, plagiarism is a crime

Sanha: Also I'm a whale and I'm offended.

Jun: what

Sanha: haven't you ever heard of whale rights, ling ling? Or do you eat them too?

Jun: LING LING I'M-

Jun: I understand you're a dumb American but ling ling is a girl's name

Jun: let me break it down for your tiny brain: I'm a boy

Sanha: or are you?

Jun: ask my 12 inches

Sanha: aw ling ling you got such short hair

Jun: what the-not the comeback I was excepting but then again you're sanha

Sanha: damn rite

Jun: *right

Sanha: *fuck off, ling ling

Jun: stop calling me that!

Sanha: ok ding ding

Sanha: the D is for dick

Sanha: cos you're a dick

Sanha: after all you are what you eat ;)

Jun: who's stealing vine jokes now? Plagiarism is a crime

Sanha: shut up ding ding