Sanha: who gives a compliment like that

Sanha: i thought u were good at this stuff mr. I-get-laid-more-than-charli-sheen

Jun: no but It's legit tho

Jun: have u seen how pretty cows eyes are?

Jun: they're beautiful!

Sanha: i know what a cow looks like

Sanha: I've seen your selfies :)

Jun: ha fucking ha

Jun: but open the video tho

Sanha: if i wanted to watch porn I'd go on Google

Jun: ;)

Jun: which website ;)

Sanha: wenjunhuihasasmalldick.com

Sanha: :)

Jun: Savage

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True Story: when I was like 13 I had a kind of crush on this one guy older than me and we were just talking and he had really pretty eyes so i told him he had really pretty eyes like a cow. And he just gave me a wtf look then a fake smile. We never properly talked again

I mean i genuinely thought cows had pretty eyes :(

This is why I'm single, you guys T_T my complementing game is too strong for my own good