Sanha: okay in my defense, i only have like 1 friend on snapchat. Most of my friends don't use it so i just use this to send ugly selfies to my friend. And i kinda just happened to post that one selfie where i look like a whale having a seizure and stuffing my face with Halloween candies so don't judge me, you chowmin. cos i might look like a whale but I'm the awesomest whale you'll ever meet and you're just jealous you're not me

Sanha: also i bet you're an old man with a face of a deformed frog

JunhuissmallD is typing...

Sanha: ok i just looked at your snap story

Sanha: and fuck

Sanha: you're actually hot

Sanha: fuck my life

JunhuissmallD: why fuck your boring life when you can fuck me? ;)