DallonWeekes: I'm so tall I could be a professional basketball player

BrendonUrie: do you even know how to play basketball

DallonWeekes: no but I'm pretty good at this thing

BrendonUrie: well yeah you could just reach your hand to the hoop and drop it in

DallonWeekes: Brendon I know you think I'm freakishly tall but I'm not that tall

BrendonUrie: but you are

DallonWeekes: smh whatever you say

BrendonUrie: hehe

DallonWeekes: what???

BrendonUrie: nothing I just wrote something

DallonWeekes: a song?

BrendonUrie: yezzz

DallonWeekes: how does it go

BrendonUrie: I don't wanna hear you've got a boyfriend. Sometimes you're better off alone. But if you change your mind you know where I am. Yeah if you change your mind you know where to find me.

DallonWeekes: what are you gonna call it

BrendonUrie: idk yet

BrendonUrie here's another line

BrendonUrie: and never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me but girls love girls and boys and love is not a choice.

DallonWeekes: so is this you coming out

BrendonUrie: shh I'm still a regular ol' closeted pansexual

DallonWeekes: when are you gonna come out as pan

BrendonUrie: when are you gonna come out as gay

DallonWeekes: I don't need to come out it's pretty obvious that I'm a flaming homosexual

BrendonUrie: is it though

DallonWeekes: it is

BrendonUrie: so if an interviewer asked if you were gay what would you say

DallonWeekes: last I checked I prefer dicks over chicks

BrendonUrie: :o would you really

DallonWeekes: probably not. I think I'd tell them that I thought it was obvious... Because it is

BrendonUrie: the only thing they might think is gay about you is the stage gay

DallonWeekes: well what do you want me to do walk around wearing a pride flag as a cape

BrendonUrie: yes

DallonWeekes: why the fuck you lyin why you always lyin

BrendonUrie: you did not just do that

DallonWeekes: b-b-but I DID

BrendonUrie: sassy

DallonWeekes: that's my middle name

BrendonUrie: I'm pretty sure it's James but ok

DallonWeekes: and I'm pretty sure yours is R00D

BrendonUrie: close enough it's actually B0YD

DallonWeekes: well boy(d) you sure are bosy

BrendonUrie: well technically I am your boss

DallonWeekes: don't remind me

BrendonUrie: then don't sass me

DallonWeekes: it's my job to sass you

BrendonUrie: says who

DallonWeekes: it was in the contract I had you sign

BrendonUrie: oh so was that like some Fifty Shades Of Grey contract???

DallonWeekes: maybe

BrendonUrie: what's our safe word

DallonWeekes: frog

BrendonUrie: why frog

DallonWeekes: I asked Ian to say a random word and he said frog

BrendonUrie: does Ian realize what he just decided

DallonWeekes: nope and he's not going to

BrendonUrie: so speaking of frogs do you wanna maybe do something where I might need to say that word

DallonWeekes: might? How bout will ;)

BrendonUrie: come to my room

DallonWeekes: let me in!!