BrendonUrie: wow

DallonWeekes: what???

BrendonUrie: you're actually not bad looking

DallonWeekes: well duh

BrendonUrie: and you ruined it

DallonWeekes: what can I say I'm a slut for myself. I stand in the mirror naked just jacking off to myself.

BrendonUrie: you've got to be kidding me

DallonWeekes: I am. I don't jack off to myself I jack off to you

BrendonUrie: well great remind me to wear shirts from now on

DallonWeekes: now why would I do that

BrendonUrie: you're such a pervert

DallonWeekes: only for you

BrendonUrie: great

DallonWeekes: no offense to your girlfriend but I think you'd like me fucking you better

BrendonUrie: sorry I'm not a bottom

DallonWeekes: I can change that

BrendonUrie: remind me why I talk to you

DallonWeekes: because I'm sexy

BrendonUrie: right that's it

BrendonUrie: I gotta go

DallonWeekes: am I making you horny you gotta go find your girlfriend and have her take care of you

BrendonUrie: I think you need mental help

DallonWeekes: no I need physical help... Right now if you know what I mean

BrendonUrie: I'm done bye